Bowser's Children Pilot

Pilot is the pilot episode for Bowser's Children, also counting as the first ever episode of the series, and the first episode of Season 1.

Script
(Bowser is sleeping in his bed, but he suddenly hears Ludwig)

Ludwig: Dad?

Bowser: (suddenly wakes up) Gwarr! It’s just you, Ludwig. What do you want?

Ludwig: There’s no hot water in the shower.

Bowser: Right, and that was worth disturbing my dream?

Ludwig: But my shell is filthy and my hair needs washing!

Bowser: That’d be the same even after you’ve had a shower.

Ludwig: (groans) Whatever, can you just put some more hot water on?

Bowser: Nah, I’m just gonna go back to sleep. (continues sleeping)

Ludwig: It’s half past 11!

Bowser: (ignores it and continues sleeping)

Ludwig: (groans) Screw this, I’ll have to freeze to death in the shower. Got to be better than talking to him.