Peach Marries Bowser

wedding music plays

everyone is all happy and cheerful while peach walks down the aisle.

yoshi: everyone... we are gathered here today for the wedding of princess peach and bowser. this may be shocking, but love is love.

peach: i never knew that this day would come and i never knew that i'd love bowser.

bowser: i've been waiting for this day my whole life!!!

''toad is seen holding the rings as he approaches peach and bowser. then peach and bowser put the rings on each other's fingers.''

yoshi: (looks at peach) do you take bowser to be your lovely wedded husband?

peach: i do!!

yoshi: (looks at bowser) and do you take peach to be your lovely wedded wife?

bowser: i sure as heck do!!

yoshi: and now... i pronounce you husband and wife!!!

''the crowd cheers loudly as peach and bowser kiss. yoshi sheds a happy tear.''

mario: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

luigi: don't worry, mario, there's plenty of fish in the sea

lakitu: aww what a sweet wedding! lord bowser is finally happy!

kamek: ikr!! but stupid yoshi was the priest!!!

bowser jr: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY HAVE A MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daisy: aww <3

every other mario character: WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoshi: and they lived happily ever after!!!

peach and bowser kiss again

THE END