Team Battles

Day 1.

Snake:Never wake me up.

Day 2.

Snake:I'm still sleeping.

Day 3.

Samus:SNAKE FREAKING WAKE UP!

Snake:Don't be so louad Samus!

Samus:Like cloning a coumpter is worst....

Ludwig:Hey guys.

Samus:Your upside down.

Ludwig:Iggy made these clingon boots.

Snake:.....

Samus:>=)

Ludwig runs away.

Mario:Mario Kart super race???

Lugi:Yep bro. I invited Samus and the koopalings to join.

Mario:Oh you mean that person in the power suit who wants something with "Mother Brain"?

Lugi:Yep.

Mario:Why the koopalings?

Lugi:Cause they were begging.

Mario:I guess 8 more is fine.

Back with Samus, Snake and Ludwig

Meta Knight:Rampage hotel!

The koopalings, Samus, Snake alongsides Kirby, Ridley, Meta Knight, Lucario and Wolf were trashing their hotel room.

Toad:This is not your protey.

Roy punched Toad in the face.

Morton:=D

Ridley:Let's kill toads!

Roy:Oh yeah!

Iggy:Battle!

Lemmy:What about Mario Kart.

Kirby:Oh. Everyone go!

Lemmy was left in the dust. He followed them.

Mario:Oh hello, Mr.Samus and koopalings.

Samus:I'm a girl!

Mario:Oh, how's Mother Brain?

Samus:Ridley killed her. He tottaly destoried the planet.

Mario:Who's Ridley?

Roy:This is Ridley.

Mario:Don't hurt me!

Ridley:I only want to punch Galleom's face.

Snake:...........

Mario:Ok thank you Morton for showing me Ridley.

Roy:That's Morton! My name is Roy! R.O.Y or B.U.L.L.Y not Morton or Big Mouth you freak!

Meta Knight:Hey Mario.

Mario:Why is "Ridley" and these strange people here.

Kirby:I'm a puffball!

Meta Knight:I'm a knight!

Snake:I'm the main hero of Metal Gear and an epic fight failer!

Samus:...Go Snake.

Iggy:Lier.....

Mario:Um. Let me show you.

Snake:R.O.B??

R.O.B:Yeah I'm racing.

Meta Knight:....

Samus:I've seen enought R.O.Bs to last me a lifetime!

Ridley:Same. R.O.Bs suck.

Iggy:I hate R.O.Bs

Lemmy:R.O.B is sucky!

Roy:Dudes. R.O.B rocks!

R.O.B: Thank you turtle in sunglasses. Why you abuse me.

Everyone but R.O.B and Roy:Because your stupid.