Waluigi Marries Princess Peach

One day Mario and Luigi walked in to the castle. Peach said, "Mario, I've decided you are not a good guy, and I DUMP YOU...come on Luigi, let's go to the park!" At the park Peach discovered Luigi was not very...(fill in the blank)...and said, "I like you, but you need to be more of a bad-boy." Out of the bushes came...WARIO. "MARRY ME MAKE ME RICH NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" "Not you," said Peach, "I need a ladies man..." Out of a tree came Waluigi "WAAA! Pick me!!" "Okay," said Peach. The next day they were married. Luigi ran away since his arch-nemesis was king, and Mario...is still a statute, he didn't take the news very well. THE LIVED (mostly) HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END.