Sparks Fly

This is a Super Paper Mario fanfiction. Enjoy!

Plot
Count Bleck and his minions go to evil college. Mimi gains a crush on a boy but rumors have been going around about him lately. Can Mimi find out if these are true or false? Read to find out for yourself.

Chapter 1-First Day
"Hm.. Yes... Very intriging. Oh... Um... UGH!"

That was the voice Mimi woke up to.

"Dimmy, I told you like a MILLION times not to touch my diary." Mimi said cracking her head and getting ready to become a spider.

"Ahhh! You awake like a lazy bear after a long hibernation." Dimentio said.

"Are you calling me fat or lazy?" said Mimi whose bow was now attached to her upside down head.

"None of those, Mimi! Today's our first day by the way." said Dimentio hoping Mimi would calm down.

Like Dimentio hoped for Mimi's head reverted back to normal.

"Ok! I'll grab my backpack."

Dimentio left and Mimi grabbed a backpack with a picture of the fluffy unicorn from Despicable Me on it.

In the kitchen everyone was all abuzz.

Count Bleck was in the garage.

"This is hard! whined Count Bleck."

Nastaisa was calming O'Chunks down.

"Look O'Chunks everythings gonna be fine K?" Nastaisa said in a claming tone.

"But what if I get mad and they chunk meh?" O' Chunks worried out loud.

"You mean expell? Not chunk. Expell."

"It don't matter a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm!"

Mr. L and Dimentio were chatting.

"Who is your favorite fan couple of us? Mine is meXme!" Dimentio asked Mr. L.

"That's not a couple..." Mr. L said.

"Yes it is, silly."

Then Mimi apeared.

"Hi Nassy! Hi O' Chunks! Hi Mr. L! Hi... Dimentio." Mimi greeted.

"Nice to see your in a good mood today Mimi! Usually you don't acknowledge me at all." Dimentio said.

"Where's the count?" Mimi said ignoring Dimmy.

"Over here! yelled Count Bleck."

Mimi rushed to the garage and Count Bleck yelled to the rest "The Dimension-mobile is finished! shouted Count Bleck."

The car flipped to the college with them all in it.

"I welcome you to the College of Evil! Here are your dorms. Get comfy before your classes start." Cackletta said to them.

"Hmmm... Room 218." Mimi said. She flipped there scaring a boy who was there.

"Ahhhh!" he screamed causing his hat to jump up revealing a flash of red before coming back onto his head.

"Who are you?" Mimi asked.

"I'm Doopire. My parents must've been retarded or something. Maybe they were drunk when they named me." Doopire responded.

"What can you do?"

He split into 4 copies of himself.

"What can you do?"

Mimi turned into Doopire and said "Durrrrr!" then turned back.

"Whatever." Doopire said as he turned on the TV.

"Haven't you read the schedule for our classes?" Mimi asked.

"Yup. First one is theiving."

"Oh my god, Super Ultra Goomba Bros. is on! I just love this show."

"Seriously?!? Me too!"

"Students, time for your lesson in theiving with Popple."

TBC