Mario Kart: Mushroom Tour

Mario Kart: Mushroom Tour is a game for the Wii that can use sexual fluids in place of game discs. This is followed by Mario Party Extreme.

Default

 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Peach
 * Koopa
 * Bowser
 * Baby Mario
 * Baby Peach
 * Paratroopa
 * Ass
 * Sammer Guy
 * Ludwig Von Koopa
 * Donkey Kong
 * Shy Guy
 * Wario
 * Toad
 * Dry Bowser
 * Baby Daisy
 * Baby Luigi
 * Shadow Mario
 * Hammer Bro.
 * Waluigi
 * Bowser Jr.

Unlockable

 * Toadette
 * Toadsworth
 * Daisy
 * Birdo
 * Rosalina
 * Dr. Mario
 * Tap-Tap the Golden
 * Tap-Tap the Red Nose
 * Fearsome 5
 * Boshi
 * Twila
 * Brighton
 * King Boo
 * Dry Bones
 * Dry Peach (NEW!)
 * Dry Mario (NEW!)
 * Baby Wario
 * Mr.L
 * Rocky Wrench
 * Magikoopa
 * Baby Waluigi (NEW!)
 * Half-Half (Robotic Mario,One side good,other side evil)(NEW!)
 * [[Mii]
 * Aquamarine Bill

Mushroom Cup

 * Mario Stadium
 * Mushroom Village
 * Boo's Big Factory
 * King Mario's Castle

Flower Cup

 * Luigi Lane
 * Peach's Beauty Parlor
 * King Boo's Haunted Tower
 * Kylie's Flower Shop

Star Cup

 * Poison Swamp Road
 * Luma Town
 * Fire Ball Lane
 * Snover's Snow Top Temple

Special Cup

 * King Koopa's Air Ship
 * Bowser's Castle
 * Gooper Riding
 * Ray Surfing

Shell Cup

 * Peach Circuit (GBA)
 * Luigi's Mansion (DS)
 * Bowser's Castle (GCN)
 * Coconut Mall (Wii)

Banana Cup

 * Yoshi's Book Course 1 (Arcade GP2)
 * Cheese Land (GBA)
 * Mushroom Gorge (Wii)
 * Tick-Tock Clock (DS)

Leaf Cup

 * Bowser's Castle 3 (SNES)
 * Ribbon Road (GBA)
 * Toad's Factory (Wii)
 * Mushroom City (GCN)

Lightning Cup

 * DK Mountain (Wii Version)
 * Boo Lake (GBA)
 * Pac-Mountain (Arcade GP2)
 * Rainbow Road (GCN)

Light Karts

 * Light Pussy Cart
 * Light Tripper (MK:DS)
 * Light Dancer (MK:DS)
 * Barrel Train (MK:DD)
 * Cheep Charger (MK:Wii)
 * Rally Romper (MK:Wii)
 * Para-Wing (MK:Wii)
 * Bubble Kart
 * Ghost Glider
 * Standard Baby Kart

Medium Karts

 * Shooting Star (MK:DS)
 * Wild Wing (MK:Wii)
 * Red Fire (MK:DD)
 * Happy Speedster
 * Egg 1 (MK:DS)
 * Egg 2 (Birdo's Egg)
 * Royale (MK:DS)
 * Royal Racer (MK:Wii)
 * B Dasher (MK:DS)
 * B Dasher Mk. 2 (MK:Wii)

Large Karts

 * Rock + Roller
 * Dragonetti (MK:Wii)
 * Hurricane (MK:DS)
 * Wildlife (MK:DS)
 * Rambi Rider (MK:DS)
 * Brute (MK:DS)
 * Wario Car (MK:DD)
 * Gold Mantis (MK:DD)
 * Flame Flyer (MK:Wii)
 * DK Jumbo (MK:DD)

Large Karts

 * Koopa King (MK:DD)
 * Coin King
 * Pirahna Pipes (MK:DD)
 * Offroader (MK:Wii)
 * Dragonfly (MK:DS)
 * Standard Kart L (MK:Wii)
 * Standard Brute Kart
 * Pika Truck

Medium Karts

 * Poltergust 4000 (MK:DS)
 * Dry Bomber (MK:DS)
 * Sunnster
 * DS Board
 * Blue Falcon (MK:Wii)
 * Steam Liner (MK:DS)
 * Green Fire (MK:DD)
 * Twilight Car
 * ROB-LGS (MK:DS)
 * Ice Vlare(NEW!)

Small Karts

 * Koopa Trasher
 * Goo Goo Buggy (MK:DD)
 * Banisher (MK:DS)
 * Booster Seat (MK:Wii)
 * Bullet Blaster (MK:DD)
 * ROB-BLS (MK:DS)
 * Toadette Kart (MK:DD)
 * Toadsworth Kart
 * Magnet Van
 * Baby Buggy

Small Bikes

 * Bullet Bike (MK:Wii)
 * Bit Bike (MK:Wii)
 * Quacker (MK:Wii)
 * Bone Bike
 * Wii Remote Bike
 * Super Bike

Medium Bikes

 * Big Magikruiser
 * Zip Zip (MK:Wii)
 * Zipper (MK:DS)
 * Fire Thrower
 * MARIO IS A NIGGER
 * Magnebike

Large Bikes

 * Wario Bike (MK:Wii)
 * Phantom (MK:Wii)
 * Spear (MK:Wii)
 * Torpedo Ted
 * Heater
 * Wrench Bench

Large Bikes

 * Rayquaze Bike
 * Standard Bike L (MK:Wii)
 * Flame Runner (MK:Wii)
 * Shooting Star (MK:Wii)
 * Beedrillis
 * Wood Bike

Medium Bikes

 * Magic Carpet
 * Standard Bike M (MK:Wii)
 * Mach Bike (MK:Wii)
 * Dolphin Dasher (MK:Wii)
 * Peach Bike
 * Cube Bike
 * IceSharx

Small Bikes

 * Jet Bubble (MK:Wii)
 * Mini Sugarscoot
 * Chargin' Chucker
 * Winged Bike
 * Mini Beast (MK:Wii)
 * Surfer Bike

Items

 * Mushroom
 * 3 Mushrooms
 * Star
 * Lightning Bolt
 * Lightning Cloud
 * Magnet
 * Golden Apple
 * Black Apple
 * Red Shell
 * 3 Red Shells
 * Green Shell
 * 3 Green Shells
 * POW Block
 * Bullet Bill
 * Absorbing Mushroom
 * Bowser's Shell
 * Bowser Jr.'s Shell
 * Banana
 * Big Banana
 * Banana Bunch
 * Blue Shell
 * Bomb
 * Red Bomb
 * P Balloon
 * Yoshi Egg
 * Birdo Egg
 * Red Fireball
 * Green Fireball
 * Chain Chomp
 * Fake Item Block

Retro Battle Courses

 * Tart Top NDS
 * Luigi's Mansion GCN
 * Double Deck N64
 * Battle Course 3 SNES (Unlockable)
 * Battle Course 2 GBA
 * Delfino Pier Wii (Unlockable)

New Battle Courses

 * Funkey's Town
 * Construction Site
 * Flaming Volcano (Unlockable)
 * Nintendo Wii Remote
 * Nintendo Land
 * Bowser's Castle (Unlockable)

Battle Karts

 * Medium = Item Box-Car
 * Small = Rumble Buggy
 * Large = Battle King

Battle Bikes

 * Medium = Battle Bike
 * Small= Battle Buggy
 * Large = Battle Rocker

Battle Modes

 * Balloon Battle
 * Shine Thief (Unlockable)
 * Bomb-Omb Blast
 * Coin Runners (Unlockable)

Other Stuff

 * Theme Song