The Last Ever Coca Cola Can (Mario Fanfic Story)

It was a lovely afternoon in the Mushroom Kingdom. Everything was in place and everyone was happy. Bowser hadn't been up to something horrible for a few days. Everything was just peaceful- that is, until Mario had done something extraordinary.

Mario- *Drink Coke Can*

Toad- *Stares At Him* M-Mario.. Uh..

Mario- *Sips From Can* What Toad?

Toad- *Gasps* Oh my DAYS!

Mario- I'm serious! What's the matter with you!?

Toad- Never mind...

~Luigi comes~

Toad- *Whispers to Luigi* Luigi! Your brother is drinking the last coca cola can in the whole WORLD!

Luigi- That's not true- is it?

Toad- Of course it is! I wouldn't have told you if it wasn't true.

Luigi- Yeah you would! You always lie!

Toad- Ok! Ok! Just accept the fact that there will be no more Coke in the world after this.

Mario- *Shouting* Why do you guys keep gossiping around me! I just want to drink the Coke can in peace!

Luigi- What? We aren't gossiping.. just chatting about, uh.. sausages, yeah they are.. tasty *lies*

Mario- Sausages? Ugh.. *Drinks more and it finishes*

Toad- *Gasps*

Mario- Well I'm going home, I can't have all this gasping and muttering around me *leaves*

Toad- Sheesh, what is WITH your twin today!

Luigi- *Rolls eyes* Tell me about it!

~Mario and Luigi's house~

The TV- BREAKING NEWS! Mario, a 33 year old Italian plumber who lives in Mushroom Kingdom has just DRANK the last Coca Cola can in the WORLD! Stay tuned for an exclusive interview later on!

Mario- Mamma mia! *Smacks forehead*

~Lots of knocks on the door~

Mario- Opens it!

TV Reporter- Mr Mario! Can we PLEASE interview you?!

Mario- Uh, sure.. why not? *Smiles weakly*

TV Reporter- So how do you feel after drinking the last Coca Cola Can in the world?

Mario- Well obviously I feel refreshed but also shocked...

TV Reporter- So what are you going to do with the empty can?

Mario- Recycle it- DUH! *Rolls eyes*

TV Reporter- No! We will put it in the National Mushroom Museum, you will be remembered by this when you die!

Mario- OK, fine, i won't dump it then...

TV Reporter- So what do you wanna say to the viewers, its going on TV

Mario- I want to say hello everybody! Yahoo! *Thumbs up*

TV Reporter- Thank you for your time, sir.

~Peachs's Castle~

Peach- *Watching TV* Oh..my..gosh!

Daisy- What?

Peach- Mario's on the TV!

Daisy- *Sigh* What has he done now!

Luigi- ...

Peach- He's drank the last coca cola can in the world!

Daisy- Aw, I'm so jealous

THE END

Sorry if it was bad.. I'm only 12!

I hope you enjoyed though!