A New Beginning, Part 1

A New Beginning, Part 1 is the first episode of Newer Superer Mario Bros.

Plot
Mario and Luigi, Mario being 18 and Luigi 17, were driving along a four-lane road, when someone called Mario's walkie-talkie. It was their boss.

(Boss): Mario, Luigi, I need you for a special job. Old Mrs. Eccles has a leaking sink drainpipe.

(Mario): I'm on it, sir.

They turned around and took another back road until they came to a house.

(Luigi): This is the place.

They went in, and Mrs. Eccles was just inside.

(Mrs. Eccles): Hello, boys. My drainpipe is leaking, and water is leaking through into the basement.

(Mario): I'm on it!

He went in and began examining it.

(Mario): Here's your problem! You're connected to the wrong water main! That main is served by a different water company!

(Eccles): But how does that make my drainpipe leak?

(Mario): I don't know. Let's replace all the pipes.

He replaced all the pipes with ones two inches more in diameter. One pipe joint wouldn't connect properly, though.

(Luigi): Let me try.

Luigi took out the joint, then put it back and tightened the bolts. But one wouldn't go all the way. Luigi kept pulling and pulling on the wrench. Meanwhile, Mario was outside connecting Mrs. Eccles' water supply pipe to the other one, which was much bigger. (By the way, she was connected to the right company's pipe.) Back inside, Luigi was still pulling.

(Mario): All set!

He patted Luigi on the back. This startled him and he jolted backward, pulling the wrench off. This broke part of the joint, and water came out of some small openings at high pressure.

(Luigi): I have a bad feeling about this.

Suddenly, the water burst out, making the pipe explode. Outside, we see the whole house blow up in a large blast of water! This created a large wave along the road that carried all three down to Mario and Luigi's boss' office, which was at the end of the road. They flew in the window, but Mrs. Eccles went a different way. Mario and Luigi were soaked.

(Boss): Grrrr!!!!!

(Mario): Uh, oh.

(Boss): You have messed up before, but this is ridiculous!

(Mario): Uh, I can explain!

(Boss): Don't bother, boys. You're fired!

To be completed...

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