Super Mario Fanon
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ANAL SPHINCTER (SFINK ter)

the muscle that keeps the ANUS shut, but opens when you go poop.

ANUS

the opening at the end, ya know, your butthole.

Role in the game[]

In the game, they cling onto normal rivals and turn them into Dark Matter creatures. Some even serve as bosses, such as Dark Matter Lubba, Dark Matter Peach, even Giga Dark Matter Bowser. The shapes they appear in are circles, squares, triangles, even octagons. They're was also a Dark Matter Rosalina, but this boss was removed for unknown reasons.

Relationships[]

They relate good with Bowser, Bowser Jr., his kids, and the P.O.O.P.. They relate badly with Mario, Semi Star, Rosalina, and pretty much everything that's trying to stop them. However, they have a strict rivalry with the Yoshi army.

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