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- —Diego's Cum Inducing Theme Song

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Diego Boris Marcoson (ใใฃใจใดใปใใซใณใฝใณ Diego Marukosona) is the greatest SpongeBob O.C. of all time. He is the pinnacle of the SpongeBob Universe and the true god of this universe. He is a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gigachad squid who is the only man alive to rival Bartleby MontClair of Dresden.