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Drag Situation is a Mario and Shantae crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. This fanfiction short focus on Shantae seeking to a high school job in another dimension when she took over as Ms. Mergess' job, avoiding to get caught from her vacation trip. It was released on February 6, 2018.

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(At Diamond City High, Mona was in a hurry, arriving at the cafeteria to deliver pizzas to everyone)

  • Mona: Free pizzas for everyone!
  • Female Assistant: Young lady, what are you holdings in your hands?
  • Mona: It's a whole box of pizzas for everyone.
  • Female Assistant: You know it's a PTSA party only for PTSA members, place them over the table.
  • Mona: Thank you miss.
  • Female Assistant: Don't ever bring those roller skates to school ever again.
  • Mona: Sorry, i was in a hurry.
  • Manager Joe: Mona, you came on time.
  • Mona: Joe? What are you doing here?
  • Manager Joe: I just wanted to stop by with Ms. Mergess for a talk. How is the job going?
  • Mona: Pretty hard.
  • Manager Joe: Oh, i brought a friend of mine to watch over you at the pizza parlor. I hope Pizza Dinosaur doesn't cheat us off with the sale prices and money budgets.
  • Mona: *place the pizzas on the table* Oh, they alway lose. Even Vanessa alway lose.
  • Manager Joe: Just take a seat my friend.
  • Mona: *take a seat* Oh, sure.
  • Manager Joe: Ms. Mergess need to talk to you.
  • Mona: Oh, hi there.
  • Ms. Mergess: Oh, hi Mona. You must be the hard part-time worker of Diamond City. How was school?
  • Mona: Pretty good. I'm ahead of my classes right now.
  • Manager Joe: This is a B Lunch, isn't it?
  • Ms. Mergess: Yes. I'm going to be gone for a week. So you could be in charge of the PTSA while i bring a substitute teacher to take over my class.
  • Mona: But what are you doing here? Why you need me?
  • Ms. Mergess: You're my favorite student. I came all the way home to look for you. I also traveled all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom to see my students and trainers to become a hero.
  • Mona: But Wario needs me. What if he wanted me to make microgames on his own?
  • Ms. Mergess: Wario is just a old looking plumber who bashes on his nemesis Mario. I wish my hero was here to help so he can teach Wario a lesson.
  • Mona: But Wario isn't a problem to Mario. All he does is care about money.
  • Ms. Mergess: That's okay. Hope we can talk more after i get back from my trip.
  • Mona: Okay, not a problem.
  • Manager Joe: Please meet me at my office tomorrow morning.
  • Mona: Okay, i'll be there.
  • Manager Joe: Great. Now i am going to make a lot of money.
  • Mona: Thank you. Gotta go.
  • Ms. Mergess: Wait! Don't ever fail on your test.
  • Mona: I won't let you down.
  • Ms. Mergess: Good. You're free to go.
  • Mona: See ya on the Flipside.
  • Ms. Mergess: See you on the pizzeria.
  • Manager Joe: She's a hard working lady miss. I think she should work at a hard working restaurant like McGoomba's or something.
  • Ms. Mergess: I think the Cheesecake Factory would be better for her.
  • Manager Joe: That should be good on the job site.

(At Wario's House, Wario is seen in a lazy mood, watching the news on the TV as Waluigi is seen cooking some beef on the pan)

  • Wario: Blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I like WarioWare better than Diamond City News Network!
  • Waluigi: Come on Wario, we got all day to work on the microgames. Everyone is going to love us and we will be rich.
  • Wario: I have customers to take care of.
  • Waluigi: Mario and Luigi?
  • Wario: No! Not them, i hate those guys. I remember the last time that they beat us at Electrodrome. Shame on them.
  • Waluigi: Should we get back to business?
  • Wario: Oh yeah. We're going to make money and we will be rich!
  • Waluigi: Ha ha ha. Let's eat lunch now.
  • Wario: Sure thing partner.

(After school, Mona ride on her motorcycle to stop by at the Diamond Taxi)

  • Mona: Hey Dribble and Spitz.
  • Dribble: Hey Mona, what's up?
  • Mona: Nothing much. How was work?
  • Dribble: Work is pretty much great. Fixing cars and stuff.
  • Spitz: I got the tools going.
  • Dribble: How was school today?
  • Mona: School was good. Test was pretty hard. I got a B on it.
  • Dribble: Ooh, close one.
  • Spitz: Don't fall to a F.
  • Mona: I won't let you guys down.
  • Dribble: But i'm not a teacher. I'm a cabbie!
  • Spitz: I'm a auto mechanic!
  • Mona: Cool. Gotta go. Catch ya later tomorrow morning.
  • Dribble: See you later lady.
  • Mona: *drive her motorcycle home*
  • Spitz: Wanna go get lunch?
  • Dribble: Oh sure. I gotta heat up my dog food.
  • Spitz: I have cat food on the fridge to heat up.

(At Mona's house)

  • Mrs. Cickleberg: Hi Mona, how was school?
  • Mona: School was pretty good. I heard Ms. Mergess is going on vacation for a week. I wonder who is going to take charge of her job?
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: I bet it could be Manager Joe.
  • Mona: Not Joe. He's my boss. He can't keep both jobs at the same time. I'm focusing on my pizzeria work and stuff.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: Manager Joe is one of the greatest workers of all time. He's fast working and he got a master's degree on making ice cream back during his collage days.
  • Mona: I wish i can be like him. He's like a friend to me. I also have to do work with Wario.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: Is that another problem your having?
  • Mona: No. But what if Wario needs me with something. What if his microgames went down and suddenly, the company goes bankrupt.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: You have two jobs at the same time?
  • Mona: Yeah, but three. School, pizza and microgames work.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: You're working hard like a young lady already. No one like you can do this job.
  • Mona: Yeah, gotta work on my studies. In my room, bye.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: Why such a hurry?

(At Ms. Mergess' house)

  • Ms. Mergess: Oh boy, gotta pack all of my stuff. It's time to go on vacation to Isle Delfino. *grab her bags and left the house*

TWO DAYS LATER

(In the kitchen of Mona's Pizza in a night setting)

  • Mona: Man, what a night.
  • Manager Joe: Look like we served all the pizzas to the customers.
  • Mona: Wanna go watch a movie at the theater?
  • Manager Joe: Oh sure. I bought tickets to see a Shroob invasion movie.
  • Mona: Oh yeah. I remember when those Shroobs invaded the planet back in 2005.
  • Manager Joe: Uh huh. We almost got killed by those UFO ships.
  • Mona: *open the door outside to the exit* Who taught people believe in aliens?
  • Manager Joe: I thought Orbulon was the only alien around to visit Diamond City.

(As Mona and Manager Joe left the building, a portal suddenly open in which a half-genie with purple hair arrive from falling to a portal as the portal closes)

  • Shantae: Where am i? Hello? Someone's home? *enter the closet area* Man, i wonder how i got in here? Where would that Risky Boots be?
  • ???: *voice in kitchen room* Hey, who broke into the kitchen.
  • Shantae: Uh oh. *wear a coat and put on a mop wig on her head, covering most of her hair*
  • Boy Worker: *open the door* Who goes there?
  • Shantae: Oh hi, i'm just checking out this wonderful closet you have.
  • Boy Worker: Well thanks. It's not my closet. I don't want to get Mona into a lot of trouble.
  • Shantae: Okay, maybe she left to go out with someone.
  • Boy Worker: *time watch beep* Oh my, my time is up. My work here is done. Gotta go.
  • Shantae: Well, get your bags going and beat the house.
  • Boy Worker: Do you work here? I never seen you everywhere since the whole day.
  • Shantae: Well? *thinking* I'm a critic of a food program site.
  • Boy Worker: A critic? Cool. I love to be one after i finish high school and collage. Look like i'm leaving for today. Ciao. *left the restaurant*
  • Shantae: *take off her mop wig* That was close. I wonder what this restaurant have in mind.

(In the main area of Mona's Pizza)

  • Shantae: *take off her coat* This place isn't bad after all. Wait, what's this? *see a letter wrote by Mona to Ms. Mergess* Someone's going on vacation. Look like i need a role to take over.

(At the office)

  • Shantae: Where is that photo i need to cosplay as? *look at the photo at Mona, Manager Joe and Ms. Mergess on a selfie photo together* Ah ha, i know what i can do.

(The background song "Hey Hey Hey" by Katy Perry plays in the background. Shantae went to the kitchen to grab a bunch of cheddar in order to design it as hair. In the moment, she paint her nails pink and put on red lip stick on her lips. She look into the mirror and add in make up on her face. She started to wig a long cheesy blonde wig on her head, covering most of her purple hair. She wear a cheese bra on her body and wear a dark teal shirt. She later change her harem pants to blue tan pants and change her heel to brown shoes, making her look like Ms. Mergess.)

  • Shantae: Oh yeah. I'm Ret-2-Go.

(Back at Wario's house, Wario is sleeping on the coach as Waluigi tries to wake him up)

  • Waluigi: Wario!
  • Wario: Wait, what?
  • Waluigi: What is the point of skipping dinner?
  • Wario: How long was i sleeping for?
  • Waluigi: 2 hours! You almost burned your made up beef in the pan.
  • Wario: Oh, my bad. How did the food go?
  • Waluigi: Pretty go. I wonder how the microgames are going?
  • Wario: They're doing not-so well.
  • Waluigi: What? How could you?
  • Wario: Sorry you ask you that. But it can't be happening.
  • Waluigi: Why can't we order something at McGoomba's.
  • Wario: Sound like a great idea.
  • Waluigi: I hope the Mario brothers didn't get the last chicken nuggets and fries of the day. Time to call.

(Someone knocked on the door)

  • Wario: Who is it?
  • Waluigi: I bet it's not Mona or something.
  • Wario: Mona? *open the door* Hello? Whoa.
  • Shantae: Oh, hi there.
  • Wario: Is that.....that....that....that Ms. Mergess.
  • Shantae: Of course it's me. You found the right place for it.
  • Wario: Woooo weee. Waluigi, come here.
  • Waluigi: What is going on. Wow, you're hot.
  • Shantae: Oh thank you. What brings you here?
  • Wario: I'm up for a date.
  • Waluigi: Yeah, a easy date for us.
  • Shantae: Ok. *slap both Wario and Waluigi to the ground* Silly men, i know what they have here.

(Inside of the house, Shantae check on the map of Diamond City in Wario's room)

  • Shantae: Wow, this look like the way to Mona's house. Didn't know he name all of the people on the map. That's a long walk for me.

(Shantae left the house in order to find Mona's house with her colored map)

  • Shantae: Hm....left....right. Nope. I pretend this is a compass to know where i'm going.

(Back with Mona and Manager Joe, they left the theater after the movie is over)

  • Mona: That movie was dope.
  • Manager Joe: These shroobs almost kill the plumbers at the end.
  • Mona: I thought Samus was the only space hero in the world.
  • Manager Joe: I bet Mario was the hero for defeating Princess Shroob.
  • Mona: Well, i gotta go and my guardian is waiting for me.
  • Manager Joe: Man, i'm getting tired, gotta get some rest for work tomorrow.
  • Mona: Oh well, see you at work tomorrow.
  • Manager Joe: Okay, after school, we make a plan.
  • Mona: Good movie, huh?
  • Manager Joe: It was really good. I thought the first ones are the worst.
  • Mona: I think for me, second ones are the worst. Bye.
  • Manager Joe: See you later Mona. Great job at work today.

(Back at home, a guardian was baking some pastries in the kitchen. Mona came to the house as well.)

  • Mona: Hi Cickleberg.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: Welcome back Mona. What took you so long, you worked all night?
  • Mona: No. I just came back from seeing a movie.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: Oh my, how was it?
  • Mona: It was good.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: Go to sleep now.
  • Mona: What? But it's a bit early for that?
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: No buts, it's like 12 in the night time. Please go to bed.
  • Mona: Fine Mrs. Cickleberg.

(At Mona's bedroom)

  • Mona: What a day for sleep. School, pizza, movies and so much more.
  • Mrs. Cickleberg: *in the living room* Sleep!
  • Mona: Fine guardian. *sleep*

(Back with Shantae, she arrive at the house outside)

  • Shantae: Hm...the lights are shutting off. Look like i need to take the other way to get through the window.

(Back at Mona's bedroom)

  • Mona: *still sleeping* Ah, i feel relaxable.
  • Shantae: *knock on the window* Hi.
  • Mona: Kay?
  • Shantae: It's me. Let me in.
  • Mona: You look different. Your ears look like a eif.
  • Shantae: Just let me in orange girl.
  • Mona: Fine. *let Shantae in to the bed* Ms. Mergess, why are you here?
  • Shantae: Oh, miss, um, what's your name?
  • Mona: You smell cheesy in here, need a shower or something?
  • Shantae: Um, no. I'm good.
  • Mona: I'm Mona. You might have a brain drain or something.
  • Shantae: No no. No brain drain for me. *sleep*
  • Mona: Ah, sleepovers. *sleep with Shantae*

(The next day)

  • Shantae: *yawns* What a good night sleep. What is this place?
  • Mona: Good morning Kay.
  • Shantae: Oh, what? Oh, hi.
  • Mona: You seem to be alive. Ready for school?
  • Shantae: I love school young lady. Teaching is the thing for me.
  • Mona: It feels good to be a teacher.
  • Shantae: Yeah.
  • Mona: Need to use the bathroom before school starts?
  • Shantae: Oh sure. I gotta check my face and i'll be right back. Bye. *head to the bathroom*
  • Mona: There's something different about Kay.

(At the bathroom)

  • Shantae: This place look like a modern day setting. I wonder how i got here in the first place?
  • Mona: Miss, get ready for school. We're going to be late.
  • Shantae: Don't worry sweetheart, i will be here in just a second.
  • Mona: Hurry up. I got the keys ready to start the car.
  • Shantae: Fine.

(At the car)

  • Mona: Where to now?
  • Shantae: Uh?
  • Mona: Oh right, the school.
  • Shantae: Drive to the school right away.
  • Mona: Okay. *drive the car*

(At Diamond City High School, Wario and Waluigi came to visit as volunteers)

  • Wario: I hate schools. Why did that dog hire us if we didn't apply for a job?
  • Waluigi: We didn't even have a interview yet.
  • Wario: Maybe we can follow up.
  • Waluigi: No. We already have a job now. This is what we are suppose to work at.
  • Wario: Hey look, i see Mona and- What The?
  • Waluigi: That the lady who slapped us yesterday.
  • Wario: Someone is about to get snooty booty.
  • Waluigi: Ooh.
  • Mona: Hey Wario and Waluigi.
  • Wario: You again?
  • Waluigi: Ready for school, huh?
  • Mona: Oh yeah.
  • Shantae: Wait, i know those guys. *gags* Whoops, i didn't mean to say it.
  • Mona: You know these guys Kay.
  • Shantae: Don't call my real name miss.
  • Wario: School is about to start and we have to go to work.
  • Waluigi: Okay guys, time for class.
  • Shantae: We should be heading to class now miss.
  • Mona: Okay. Not a problem.

(At the hallway of Diamond City High School, Wario and Waluigi are putting up the job flyer papers on the wall)

  • Wario: I hate this job.
  • Waluigi: "Come and get a job at Mona's Pizza"? That not gotta happen.
  • Wario: Let just put all of the papers on the wall and let's get outta here.
  • Waluigi: Good idea Wario. This is going to be a good trick to escape.

(At Ms. Mergess' class)

  • Shantae: Whoa, that's a nice classroom over there.
  • Mona: This is your classroom Kay.
  • Shantae: Oh, i didn't know this place has rooms for people like us.
  • Mona: You're the teacher. Teacher take care of their classrooms while the students come to be ready to learn.
  • Shantae: I should know this by now miss. Have a nice.
  • Mona: Fine. Your voice sounded different.
  • Shantae: This is my voice.
  • Fany: Good morning Ms. Kay.
  • Shantae: Kay? Make sure you call my last name after Ms.
  • Fany: Sorry.
  • Mona: Hi Fany.
  • Fany: Hey Mona, there's something different about our teacher.
  • Mona: Her voice is a little higher like a mouse. Did she use a balloon to helium her voice a little?
  • Fany: Or she's pretending to be a voice actor.
  • Shantae: Fany have a seat!
  • Fany: Sorry miss. *sit on her seat*
  • Mona: Class is about to begin.
  • Shantae: Good morning class. I hope you all have a good weekend.
  • Fany: My weekend was phenomenal.
  • Shantae: So does mine.
  • Mona: Can we get this started?
  • Shantae: Oh yes. Where do genies come from?
  • Fany: Oh my, this answer is so easy. The answer is the bottle.
  • Shantae: You are correct young lady.
  • Fany: Yes! This easy answer is for me.
  • Paniella: Shame on you!
  • Shantae: Whoa, watch it. We don't fight in class.
  • Paniella: Okay.
  • Shantae: Now let's continue, shall we?

(Back at the school hallway)

  • Wario: Stupid school, look at the billboards. What is this?
  • Waluigi: Wah, wah, wah. Who cares.
  • Wario: I'm sick of putting up flyers for Mona's Pizza.
  • Waluigi: Just make the papers fly away in the sky.
  • Wario: Yeah. It's stupid.
  • Principal: Hello my volunteers, how is work?
  • Wario: Good.
  • Waluigi: Fun.
  • Principal: I need to see you two in my office.
  • Wario: What?

(At the principal's office)

  • Waluigi: What are we doing this for?
  • Principal: I just wanted to see you guys like we're in a meeting. How do you like this job?
  • Wario: Fun, fun, fun.
  • Waluigi: Whatever.
  • Wario: Hey, don't be too negative about it.
  • Waluigi: I like this job. Do we get paid?
  • Principal: No.
  • Wario: What?
  • Waluigi: But i wanted to make money.
  • Principal: But boys, a real job would get you guys paid every two weeks. That what work is all about in the real world.
  • Wario: I hate it, i hate it.
  • Waluigi: Why did we waste our time doing it.
  • Principal: Boys, i do not have time for complaining. Just continue putting those flyers up.
  • Wario: Fine.
  • Waluigi: Let's just go.

(Moments later, the school bell ring for lunch period)

  • Shantae: Oh, time for lunch break. Class dismissed.
  • Mona: Thank you Ms. Mergess.
  • Fany: *hug Shantae* You're the best teacher ever.
  • Shantae: Don't hug me.
  • Fany: *stop hugging Shantae* Sorry, i thought you liked hugs.
  • Paniella: Thanks a lot.
  • Shantae: You guys are welcome. I'm going to lunch break as well.

(At the hallway, Wario and Waluigi are doing putting up the flyers on the billboard)

  • Wario: That's every last one of them.
  • Waluigi: Thank goodness. We are finished.
  • Wario: Now we can escape at last.
  • Waluigi: We volunteers don't get paid. Let's leave this stupid school right now.
  • Wario: Hehehe.
  • Mona: Hey guys.
  • Wario: Mona?
  • Waluigi: Um, hello.
  • Mona: Lunch period is here. Ms. Mergess isn't taking a vacation after all. Wanna go have lunch with me?
  • Wario: Lunch? Okie dokie, i'm in.
  • Waluigi: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want lunch too as well.
  • Wario: I'm hungry in a plumber's tummy.
  • Mona: Come with me, i heard they're selling cheeseburgers at the kitchen.
  • Wario: Oh boy, a cheeseburger for me.
  • Waluigi: This is what i called real lunch.

(At the cafeteria)

  • Mona: Hey Kay, wanna go in line with me?
  • Shantae: Uh? No thanks, there are other things to do.
  • Mona: Okay. I'll save you a seat with Wario and Waluigi.
  • Wario: Oh boy, to the line.
  • Waluigi: Come on Mona, don't let the other students go pass by you.
  • Mona: We're running late. Fine, i'll talk to you later.
  • Shantae: Okay. Have a cheesy day at lunch. Man, i am having a crush. *bump to Paniella* Huh?
  • Paniella: Watch it soft tits!
  • Shantae: Hey. You dare talk to a adult like that?
  • Paniella: You don't sound like a adult to me.
  • Shantae: Oh yeah. I'm going to bring my student Shantae here to beat you in the face.
  • Paniella: Who is Shantae?
  • Shantae: You know. She's at the janitor room right now. I'll be back. *enter the janitor room*
  • Paniella: This doesn't make sense. I'm telling everyone now.
  • Shantae: *appear as a half-genie* Who's here for a beat up?
  • Everyone: *look at Shantae and continue to eat their lunches*
  • Shantae: Guys?
  • Paniella: Hey! I know you're behind this. *sniff at Shantae* What do you even smell like?
  • Shantae: I have been working all day.
  • Paniella: You stink too much. Have you forget taking a shower in the morning?
  • Shantae: Making fun of me huh? I got something for you. *take two burgers from a couple's tray and put it on Paniella's breast* Yeah. How do you like your new bra now?
  • Paniella: Ugh! I hate you! *take a burger off her breast and throw it at Shantae*
  • Shantae: You dare throw it at me. *throw a tomato at Paniella*
  • Paniella: You fool! You act like a ten year old.
  • Shantae: I'm 16 you dork. Are you up for a fight everyone?!
  • Mona: A fight?
  • Wario: What?
  • Waluigi: Right now?
  • Fany: Guys, Shantae is up for a fight!
  • Everyone: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
  • Shantae: Are you ready? Bring it on.
  • Paniella: I call it a food fight.
  • Shantae: Oh yeah. I have a real fight for you. *fight Paniella*
  • Paniella: *kick Shantae's belly*
  • Everyone: Whoa!
  • Wario: I see, i see.
  • Waluigi: I see i see, What?
  • Wario: A genie. Ooh.
  • Mona: It's just a genie you know. Didn't genies start walking on two legs?
  • Shantae: *slap Paniella* Oh yeah crybaby, this is what a real girl does.
  • Paniella: Zip it tomboy. *throw a bread at Shantae*
  • Shantae: You drop that bread on the floor? You're gonna pay for it. *throw milk at Paniella*
  • Paniella: UGH! I HATE MILK!
  • Mona: That gotta hurt. Ice cream is made from milk.
  • Waluigi: Moo?
  • Shantae: Come on, you got this. Cheer it up for Shantae.
  • Everyone: Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae! Shantae!
  • Paniella: *grab a tray and hit it on Shantae*
  • Shantae: Uh huh, now that the cartoony stuff you're doing on TV.
  • Paniella: This is not a show! *slap Shantae*
  • Shantae: I got something for you. *use her leg to kick Paniella on the table*
  • Everyone: Whoa!
  • Wario: Hurry up so we can order our lunches.
  • Waluigi: Let's steal some lunch, shall we?
  • Paniella: I hate you! I want you crushed and death.
  • Shantae: Ooh, guys. I have a funny joke for her.
  • Paniella: *get up* You almost caused a food fight to everyone.
  • Shantae: *show up to Paniella with a spaghetti wig on and two buns on her bra* Oh excuse me, are you having a bit problem on your nerves?
  • Paniella: It's you!
  • Shantae: *grab Paniella's hand* No problem yogurt girl. *punch Paniella's in the face*
  • Everyone: *laughs*
  • Shantae: *take her spaghetti wig off* The one and only Shantae.
  • Paniella: It's you! I'm telling the principal.
  • Shantae: Oh. Lunch break is over. *run and press the fire alarm*
  • Mona: Shantae, no! That's the fire alarm!
  • Shantae: Oh. I did not read.

(The fire drill came on)

  • Shantae: Oops. I told you i am clumsy.
  • Mona: Everyone evacuate outside!
  • Wario: Run! Real fire!
  • Waluigi: THE FIRE IS COMING! THE FIRE IS COMING!
  • Everyone: *evacuate outside*
  • Fany: It's not real fire. It's just practice.
  • Shanate: Uh oh. *hide in the janitor room*
  • Paniella: I hate people. I really hate them all.
  • Female Assistant: What is going on here?
  • Shantae: *came back, all dressed as a assistant principal* Sir, the students are heading this way.
  • Female Assistant: Thank you miss. I know what is going on here.
  • Shantae: It's working. *giggle*

(Meanwhile in the roadway on Diamond City, we see Mario and Luigi riding their karts)

  • Mario: What a day Luigi.
  • Luigi: Too much work. Look like we need a break.
  • Mario: I wonder what this island is all about.
  • Luigi: Hey. Wario works in this island with the microgames.
  • Mario: Oh yeah. I wanna check all the people he has like Mona.
  • Luigi: *feels about Mona* Mona.
  • Mario: Luigi, what is your problem?
  • Luigi: Oh, nothing.
  • Mario: Yeah. But let's focus on the road.
  • Luigi: Okay.

(Moments later, the school bell rang and dismissed the students)

  • Wario: Thank goodness, school is finally over.
  • Waluigi: We can relax now.
  • Mona: Hey guys, school is finished, we can leave now.
  • Wario: Alright.
  • Waluigi: Let's a go.

(At the school, Shantae, dressed as a assistant walk into the principal's office)

  • Principal: Oh, who are you? Do you need a job to apply?
  • Shantae: I'm a substitute assistant. I'm sorry for the big food fight that caused in the cafeteria.
  • Principal: Aw man. Someone gotta clean the floor now.
  • Shantae: Not just the floor. This is a big warning, all the cleaners need to mop the floors and tables now. Do you understand?
  • Principal: Yes. I'll call in the cleaners.
  • Shantae: Gotta go. There are other things to do in the school. *leave the office*
  • Principal: Look like i need a coffee break.

(At the city street)

  • Wario: What can we do now? Go to work?
  • Mona: No, we should hang out for a little while.
  • Waluigi: Yeah, yeah. Hanging out.
  • Wario: Wait, what is that?
  • Waluigi: Is that Mario and Luigi?
  • Mario: Hello.
  • Luigi: Hey guys.
  • Mona: Mario? Luigi?
  • Mario: We're here.
  • Luigi: Wario and Waluigi, how is work?
  • Wario: My microgames have been a sucess.
  • Waluigi: He makes a lot of money.
  • Mario: Back home was a bit fine for us. The micro goombas keep coming in on the floor to steal one of our food.
  • Luigi: I squash them all.
  • Mario: Me and Luigi watered the micro goomba hills up on the garden. Trust me, they're worst than-a ant hills.
  • Wario: I squash a micro goomba hill before, but the stupid baby mommies keep coming in to bite off my feet.
  • Mona: Do you guys have a place to park your karts?
  • Mario: Yeah. The boat shipped us all the way to the island to check on Wario.
  • Wario: Why do you need to check on me for?
  • Mario: To see how you are doing.
  • Wario: Whatever, get your parking ticket right away.
  • Luigi: Okay, let's go Mario.
  • Mario: We're on it. See you for a little while.
  • Waluigi: Have fun.
  • Mona: Let's go to the park and we can later catch up with them.

(At Diamond City High at Ms. Mergess' class, Shantae is checking on the desk to see her information)

  • Shantae: I wonder what this job is all about. I need to find a way to get some tips.

(At the hallway)

  • Shantae: Whoa, get a job at Mona's Pizza? That seem interesting.
  • Female Assistant: Excuse young lady, where are your clothes?
  • Shantae: Uh oh, gotta go to the bathroom. I forgot my clothes. *run to the bathroom*
  • Female Assistant: Who is this woman?

(At the bathroom)

  • Shantae: Gosh, i'm caught in a trap. I know who can give me some tips. Tuki? No. She's on a date with a penguin.

(At Mermaid Factory, Tuki is dating a penguin on the table)

  • Private: Man, this date has been so good. The fish is my favorite and all the fishes that the penguins love to eat.
  • Tuki: This look so sppiiicccccyyyyy.
  • Private: I wish i can have another bite of it. Can you pass me over with the fried fish?
  • Tuki: Sure thing. Not a problem. *pass the fried fish to Private*
  • Private: Thank you very much.
  • Tuki: You're welcome.

(Back at the bathroom)

  • Shantae: Darn it. Now i'm stuck with a female assistant on the way. I know what i can do.

(Shantae is dressed as a mummy, covered in toilet paper and walk around in the hallway)

  • Shantae: Roar! I am the mummy! You can't see me. I am here to take your souls away and put them in the trash!
  • Female Assistant: Ah! Mummy!
  • Principal: *hit Shantae as a mummy with a broom* Yeah. Take that mummy! That should do the trick. We need to hide the mummy somewhere.
  • Female Assistant: Yeah. So no one could see the dead body in public.

(At the park)

  • Mario: Ah, what a nice day, does it guys?
  • Luigi: Yeah.
  • Wario: Boring.
  • Waluigi: I want pancakes.
  • Mona: Come on guys, Mario and Luigi brought you here for a reason and we were suppose to have fun.
  • Wario: Who cares about fun.
  • Waluigi: Yeah, fun is boring anyways.
  • Luigi: You guys make microgames, liars.
  • Wario: Waluigi help me with the sound effects.
  • Luigi: Like making a video?
  • Mona: I thought we can do it ourselves.
  • Mario: Let's go see the fishes.
  • Luigi: Okie dokie, come on you guys. We're going to have so much fun.
  • Wario: Yeah. Let's go.
  • Waluigi: Whatever.

(Back at the school in the clinc, two teachers are checking on Shantae in the mat)

  • Ms. Sinda: Are you seeing what i'm seeing?
  • Ms. Sandara: No. It's just a mummy. Why would an ancient creature come to our world like 3600 B.C. years ago?
  • Ms. Sinda: I thought the mummies were dried out in the 90's or something.
  • Ms. Sandara: That happen in 3600 B.C.
  • Ms. Sinda: Can we check what it is?
  • Ms. Sandara: Oh sure. Let me see. *remove the toilet paper out of the genie's body* Whoa. Is that a genie?
  • Ms. Sinda: Wow.
  • Ms. Sandara: Mrs. Sassie! Come look at this.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Wow. A genie! Come on girls. Hold to her. We're going to my fashion studio and see how she can become a role model.
  • Ms. Sinda and Ms. Sandara: *scream*
  • Mrs. Sassie: I like when ladies scream in love.
  • Ms. Sandara: *hold Shantae with Ms. Sinda* Alright. Let's go and be careful on the go.
  • Ms. Sinda: She smell like cheddar. I think she need a bath.

(At Dr. Crygor's lab, Dr. Crygor and Penny are testing out a potion experiment on the table)

  • Dr. Crygor: Ho, ho, ho. Look at these potions. We're about to be rich.
  • Penny: They are looking good.
  • Dr. Crygor: If we were going to open up a portal. All we need is another person to work with us and make a very powerful potion.
  • Penny: Mike?
  • Dr. Crygor: Mike is my karaoke robot creation. I'll bring him over. He's cleaning up the floor right now.

(At the living room, Mike is listening to music and cleaning the floor with a bloom)

  • Dr. Crygor: Mike. Mike!
  • Mike: What?
  • Dr. Crygor: Come over here. There is something we need for you to help with.
  • Mike: Okay. It better be good.

(Back at the experiment room)

  • Dr. Crygor: There we are. If we were about to open up a portal to another dimension, what will you use?
  • Mike: Um?
  • Dr. Crygor: Um?
  • Mike: Blue. Perfect.
  • Penny: You did it Mike.
  • Mike: There is a way to open up second dimensions.
  • Dr. Crygor: Alright. It could be a alternate universe, or a World of Nothing.
  • Penny: Has there been a World of Nothing?
  • Dr. Crygor: I think so.
  • Mike: Let's get making.
  • Dr. Crygor: Time to work on the portal.

(Meanwhile in a pink room on the building, Shantae wakes up as she is in a bathtub)

  • Shantae: What is this?
  • Mrs. Sassie: *clean Shantae's hair* Oh goodness, i think you needed a bubble bath.
  • Shantae: I don't need a bubble bath. If i were 5, i'm 15 already.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Then you needed more cleaning time with your hair.
  • Shantae: I never been here before. Well, thanks?
  • Mrs. Sassie: I know you like it.
  • Ms. Sandara: Mrs. Sassie, i got new clothes for the genie.
  • Shantae: Genie? You guys know me?
  • Mrs. Sassie: You're going to make me a wish. I know genies can grant people three wishes.
  • Shantae: I'm a half-genie you dork.
  • Mrs. Sassie: *laughs* She called me a dork.
  • Shantae: I don't live here. I live in Scuttle Town!
  • Mrs. Sassie: *laughs* I love this genie so much.
  • Shantae: And don't touch my hair!
  • Mrs. Sassie: Stop with your screaming already. This is a fashion place and everyone is trying to put their clothes on and they can hear you screaming in the room.
  • Shantae: What room? Where are the people?
  • Mrs. Sassie: This is a private make-up room. It comes with a shower whatever you need a bath with after your make-up.
  • Shantae: I didn't put make-up today. It's not my problem.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Of course it is young lady. You're going to give me a wish today.
  • Shantae: I don't need any wishes from you.
  • Mrs. Sassie: What is your name?
  • Shantae: Shantae.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Ooh, Shantae. I like that name.
  • Shantae: Now since you are finished cleaning me up, can we all leave and get me out of this place?
  • Mrs. Sassie: No sweetheart, you're staying in here.
  • Ms. Sandara: Mrs. Sassie, we got the fashion set ready for the genie.
  • Mrs. Sassie: I think bath time is over. Get dressed.
  • Shantae: Ok.

(Back at the park)

  • Wario: Why are we sitting in the park?! What do we have to watch for?
  • Mona: We just sit around and relax.
  • Waluigi: This place is so boring.
  • Mario: Relax. We just got here.
  • Luigi: Yeah. All you guys do is stay home all day and be a fart beater.
  • Wario: I am not a fart beater. We are hard working people. We get paid everytime we make microgames and i paid off the workers to get their money and give them jobs.
  • Waluigi: Wario, that not how jobs work.
  • Wario: What?
  • Mona: Maybe someone knows.
  • Wario: I think Ashley know how.
  • Mario: Ashley?
  • Luigi: The witch?
  • Wario: She's one of my workers and oh boy, she really turn her teacher to a pencil, or was it a pen.
  • Waluigi: It was a spoon!
  • Mona: I get it.
  • Wario: I know where Ashley's mansion is. Come on, we gotta go.
  • Mario: Let's a go.
  • Luigi: Why are we going to Ashley's mansion for?
  • Wario: For questions.
  • Mario: I get it. Just like a fortune teller?
  • Wario: Yes. She lives with Red in the mansion. I'll show you where the place is. And stay as a group.
  • Luigi: Fine.

(The background song "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj plays and back at the pink place, Shantae is all dressed with a pink shirt and blue jeans)

  • Shantae: Where are we heading?
  • Ms. Sandara: Young lady, time to get the fashion show started.
  • Shantae: What?
  • Mrs. Sassie: Come on sily, try all of our clothes out.
  • Shantae: Why i need to dress for?
  • Ms. Sandara: For a big fashion deal.
  • Shantae: Ugh!
  • Mrs. Sassie: Get dressed silly.
  • Shantae: Ok.

(At the fashion booth, Shantae is dressed as a fairy)

  • Shantae: Ooh, i have wings.
  • Mrs. Sassie: She look like a fairy.
  • Ms. Sandara: I love her so much.

(Next, Shantae is dressed as a princess)

  • Shantae: *blow a kiss to the girls*
  • Fangirls: *screaming*
  • Shantae: Gosh, they scream too much. Well, i'm not one of them.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Show me some love.

(Next, Shantae is dressed as a fruit dancer)

  • Shantae: Fun, fun, fun.
  • Mrs. Sassie: I like it. I wear a dress like this at the halloween party back in 2010.
  • Shantae: Want a fruit? Grab one on my hat.
  • Mrs. Sandara: No thanks. I already ate lunch.

(Next, Shantae is dressed as a cowgirl)

  • Shantae: Yeeeeee haw! Howdy girls, our cowgirl has arrived.
  • Ms. Sinda: Girl, i really love cowgirls.
  • Mrs. Sassie: I wish we were at the wild west by now.

(Next, Shantae is dressed as a rococo princess)

  • Shantae: Is this better?
  • Mrs. Sassie: Ooh, i love that one. Tanielle Faysor, come here.
  • Tanielle: Ah yes. This look like a sweetheart to me.
  • Shantae: Sweetheart?
  • Tanielle: *dance with Shantae* How sweet of you. You must be hotter than i look. Do you need a change?
  • Shantae: Uh? I want to get out.
  • Tanielle: You're so funny. I love you. *kiss Shantae on the cheek*
  • Shantae: Aww.
  • Tanielle: She look perfect.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Best princess out there.
  • Tanielle: What should we call you?
  • Shantae: Miss Shantae. Yeah. Pretty much of a girly style name.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Miss Shantae, you are now honor as the new star of the Diamond City Fashion Studio!
  • Shantae: *surprised*
  • Mrs. Sassie: Ladies, we have a new superstar!
  • Fangirls: *screaming for Miss Shantae*
  • Shantae: Whoa, that's a lot of people. I love you guys.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Give yourself a applause to the new fashion superstar!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Shantae: You can all hug me if you want and- *get hugged by the fangirls* Yeah, i love hugs as well.

(The background song end and at Ashley's mansion, Mario and his friends arrive at the door)

  • Mona: There we are.
  • Luigi: Oh no, scary. I'm not going.
  • Wario: Stay here!
  • Waluigi: This place isn't scary at all.
  • Luigi: What if there's Boos and evil zombies in this place? I'm going to throw up in a bag.
  • Mona: There are no real zombies silly. They're just myth. Come inside.
  • Luigi: Fine. Whatever.

(Inside of the mansion)

  • Mona: Hello? Is anyone home?
  • Mario: I don't see a clue.
  • Luigi: Me too.
  • Wario: Hey Ashley! Are you there? It's me, Wario!
  • Waluigi: She can't hear us.
  • Ashley: Oh yes, it's me.
  • Mona: Ashley?
  • Luigi: Eek! A witch.
  • Mario: Luigi, stop being so scary.
  • Luigi: Fine. I wish i was out of this place already.
  • Ashley: Well, well, well. Do you guys need answers?
  • Mario: Yes we do.
  • Luigi: Maybe a few.
  • Mona: We're going to ask a lot of questions.
  • Luigi: Awwww.
  • Ashley: I know a place. Follow me.

(At the fortune telling room)

  • Mona: Ooh, spooky.
  • Wario: It's not that spooky to me.
  • Ashley: Red!
  • Red: Sorry Ashley, i was just cleaning up your room.
  • Ashley: Greet these guys for us.
  • Red: Hey guys.
  • Mario: Hola.
  • Red: Are you here for questions?
  • Mona: Yes. We just need a few questions from you.
  • Luigi: Yeah. A lot of quetions.
  • Ashley: Okay. If you say so.
  • Red: Let's get started.
  • Mona: Ashley, you know where Ms. Mergess went?
  • Ashley: Vacation.
  • Mona: I saw her at school today. I think she's taking her vacation by now.
  • Ashley: No. I saw her today.
  • Mario: But how?
  • Luigi: Did she call in a sub?
  • Ashley: There is one lady who is dressing up as her.
  • Mona: I knew it.
  • Wario: Oh boy, she slap us in the face.
  • Waluigi: Our cheeks still hurt from last night.
  • Ashley: You need friends to help you.
  • Mona: Yeah. Bring the ladies over.
  • Ashley: Okay, you're wish is granted.

(At Twilight Trail, the Shadow Sirens are walking to the path)

  • Vivian: Does it feel so good to go to our honeymoon?
  • Rockside: Yeah. I love the lake and the pond.
  • Beldam: What so ever. I wish it shouldn't happen.
  • Marilyn: I want to get married.
  • Beldam: Me too.
  • Rockside: What is that thing standing next to us?
  • Vivian: I don't know.

(The Shadow Sirens warp into the ground and enter Ashley's Mansion)

  • Vivian: Where are we?
  • Rockside: I don't know what is this place.
  • Ashley: There you are.
  • Beldam: Who are you?
  • Ashley: Ashley.
  • Mario: Vivian?
  • Vivian: Mario, it's you. I haven't seen you for so long.
  • Mario: Oh, hello.
  • Luigi: How did you guys get here?
  • Ashley: I brought them over.
  • Mona: Yeah. She brought you guys here to help.
  • Rockside: But what do we need help for?
  • Red: To find the poser.
  • Marilyn: Poser?
  • Beldam: What poser?
  • Ashley: I sense her at the fashion studio.
  • Mona: A fashion studio? Wow, i wish i could be a fashion star.
  • Rockside: That sound awkward to be.
  • Ashley: Oh, the poser is heading to the park now.
  • Mario: Back to the park.
  • Luigi: Eek, i knew she would be coming back.
  • Wario: I don't wanna get slapped in the face again.
  • Waluigi: Me too.
  • Vivian: Wait for us.
  • Ashley: Good luck.

(Back at Dr. Crygor's lab, the potions are tested out as the portal is about ready)

  • Mike: Who want to test out the portal?
  • Penny: Ooh, me.
  • Dr. Crygor: Not you my granddaughter.
  • Penny: Ahh.
  • Dr. Crygor: There's a lot of dimensions out there and i don't want you to get caught by those aliens from other dimensions. Let's test it out now. *open the portal*
  • Mike: I see white.
  • Penny: Is that what portals look like nowadays?
  • Dr. Crygor: Who knows? Maybe, or maybe not.

(A evil female pirate came along from the portal)

  • Dr. Crygor: Ooh wee, that's hot. Who is this lady pirate?
  • Mike: It's a light purple human pirate with a skull bra.
  • Risky Boots: Behold, i am Risky Boots. What is this dimension? Where is the she-brat?
  • Penny: What? Me?
  • Dr. Crygor: Stay back! You dare to hurt my granddaughter feelngs?
  • Risky Boots: Not her. *giggles* I'm looking for the genie.
  • Mike: There is no genie in here. There is only and robot and it's me!
  • Risky Boots: *choke Mike* Liar! I sense the genie somewhere.
  • Dr. Crygor: Drop my karaoke robot down!
  • Risky Boots: No. It's garbage! *throw Mike to the wall*
  • Mike: Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow. That really hurts.
  • Penny: Get out of the lab!
  • Dr. Crygor: Go back where you came from or i'll call the cops.
  • Risky Boots: You can't tell me what to do! *blast the lab down*

(The lab blows up as Dr. Crygor, Mike and Penny are damaged and injured from the blast on the wall)

  • Mike: Ow.
  • Dr. Crygor: Eek!
  • Penny: She's really powerful.
  • Risky Boots: Alright. Now it's time to go and find that half-genie hero!
  • Dr. Crygor: Now i have to repair my lab all over again!
  • Mike: Too bad, so sad.

(Back at the Diamond City Fashion Studio)

  • Shantae: I sense something. No more hugs!
  • Mrs. Sassie: Okay ladies, no more hugs and get out! All of you!
  • Shantae: Thank you.
  • Ms. Sandara: Do you want something?
  • Shantae: No. I have to get dressed. I'm leaving.
  • Mrs. Sassie: No! Don't leave us.
  • Ms. Sinda: We need you.
  • Shantae: Oh no, i'm trap with those ladies. I need to see Mona for a bit.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Mona? Fine. Just go.
  • Shantae: Thank you. *go to the dressing room*
  • Tanielle: Is she on a hurry?

(On the dressing room)

  • Shantae: It's a disaster, it's a disaster. She's finally here. Hey, i didn't know they have her style on display. *dress up as Ms. Mergess*

(Shantae get off the dressing room, dressed as Ms. Mergess with make-up)

  • Shantae: Hello ladies.
  • Tanielle: Kay?
  • Mrs. Sassie: It's her!
  • Ms. Sandara: What is she doing here?
  • Shantae: Mrs. Sassie, we need to go talk to Mona. There's something i need to tell her.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Goodbye ladies. Have a nice day and go home!
  • Ms. Sinda: Fine.
  • Shantae: Come on, what are you waiting for? She's at the park.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Slow down.

(At the park, Risky Boots is walking to find Shantae)

  • Risky Boots: Where.....is.......the.....*kick trash can* Genie!?
  • Vanessa: Jeez, what is your problem?
  • Risky Boots: Mind your own business.
  • Vanessa: Get off of my face.
  • Risky Boots: Scam off!

(Mario's group arrive)

  • Mario: A pirate?
  • Luigi: Ooh wee, she's hot.
  • Wario: She look like Captain Syrup.
  • Vivian: No! It's Risky Boots.
  • Mona: What?
  • Waluigi: No way.
  • Risky Boots: Hello Shadow Sirens, you're all here for a second round.
  • Rockside: There is no second round this time. It's game over for you!
  • Risky Boots: Don't be a liss you hairy ghost.
  • Marilyn: I'm going to slap you for making fun of my weight!
  • Beldam: I'm going to freeze you to hell.
  • Risky Boots: Try to do so witch.
  • Mona: You leave my friends alone or else!
  • Risky Boots: Ugh. You're so annoying. Are you 10 or something?
  • Mona: I'm 16 you dork!
  • Risky Boots: These timelines are so confusing with ages.
  • Vivian: I live forever.
  • Rockside: Me too.
  • Shantae: *hit Risky Boots* Stop right there theft!
  • Mona: Ms. Mergess?!
  • Mrs. Sassie: Stop right there bad guy!
  • Risky Boots: I am a bad lady!
  • Shantae: You're going down.
  • Risky Boots: Your voice sounded familiar.
  • Shantae: You have something to say to my student?
  • Risky Boots: Student?
  • Shantae: *fight Risky Boots*
  • Mario: They're fighting!
  • Luigi: But we don't know this woman.
  • Mona: She's my teacher.
  • Vivian: She sound familiar to me. The ears look like a elf from another dimension.
  • Rockside: A half-genie you say?
  • Risky Boots: What?
  • Beldam: Rockside!
  • Rockside: Sorry! I didn't need to spoil it out.
  • Marilyn: *electric shock on Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Ouch. Rats!
  • Shantae: *punch Risky Boots to the ground* There.
  • Mrs. Sassie: You go girl!
  • Mona: Alright.
  • Marilyn: The plan worked well.
  • Wario: Touch her skull bra.
  • Waluigi: Don't Wario!
  • Wario: Sorry.
  • Shantae: *punch Risky Boots* You're mean!
  • Risky Boots: Leave me along she-brat!
  • Shantae: She-brat?! *embarrassed*
  • Mona: Uhhhhhhhhh.
  • Wario: Is it finally over.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Miss, it's your chance to block the person now.
  • Shantae: What block?
  • Mrs. Sassie: Do it!
  • Shantae: I'm not her. I'm somebody else.
  • Risky Boots: What?
  • Mrs. Sassie: Are you kidding me?
  • Wario: Then who is that?
  • Shantae: *take her wig off, revealing her purple hair* Hair whip! *hair whip on Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Ow!
  • Mario: Huh.
  • Rockside: Oh my.
  • Vivian: It's really her.
  • Mona: Oh no.
  • Mrs. Sassie: It's the genie. I'll tell her something. *move Shantae out of the way* Get out of this park now!
  • Risky Boots: You can't tell me what to do fatty.
  • Mrs. Sassie: YOU CALL ME FAT?!
  • Risky Boots: *covering her mouth, laughing* Yes i did.
  • Mrs. Sassie: *punch Risky in the face* I hate you. You can't dress like this in public.
  • Risky Boots: I.........am......a.......PIRATE! *hit Mrs. Sassie and run off*
  • Mrs. Sassie: You know that you can't hit girls even when you're a lady.
  • Luigi: Yay. The fight's over. Can we go home now?
  • Everyone: No!
  • Luigi: I'm sorry.
  • Shantae: You did it. You kick the pirate out. Are you happy with me?
  • Mrs. Sassie: *slap Shantae* No young lady! It was you the whole time. You lied to us all. You tricked what. You're not a real genie, you're a cosplayer and you're a fraud!
  • Shantae: *nervous and embarrassed*
  • Mona: Sassie.
  • Mrs. Sassie: Don't move.
  • Mona: Okay.
  • Shantae: *run off*
  • Rockside: Shantae, come back!
  • Beldam: What about our hugs?
  • Marilyn: She almost forgot about us.
  • Vivian: It's a quick disaster. We screw it up this time.
  • Mario: Oh no.
  • Luigi: I spoil it for everyone.
  • Mrs. Sassie: The real Ms. Mergess isn't back yet. You can all go home now.
  • Mona: But?
  • Mrs. Sassie: No buts. I don't wanna her a single word from you. Goodbye.
  • Mona: You guys can leave now. I gotta go talk to her.
  • Vivian: Wait.
  • Mario: What about our karts?
  • Wario: We need to stop this pirate. Maybe i can call Captain Syrup for help.
  • Waluigi: Captain Syrup?
  • Wario: She's a lady pirate and a rival of mines.
  • Mario: Why invite a rival who is like your enemy?
  • Wario: Rivals aren't enemies or friends. I bet she can teach this lady pirate a lesson. Come on, we can call her out on the beach.
  • Luigi: Let's a go then.
  • Vivian: Ugh. Fine.
  • Waluigi: What so ever.

(At the grass side of the park, Shantae is sitting on the hill, next to the tree)

  • Shantae: *tears* This is all my fault. I shouldn't have never impostor someone in the first place. I don't have a job in real life.
  • Mona: It's okay. I won't hurt you. Thank you for helping out the class.
  • Shantae: You're welcome. I'm shy back home. I don't usually have real friends from school except i grew up with people i know like Bolo.
  • Mona: We should get you back home.
  • Shantae: I'm from another dimension. My uncle is so worried about me. There have to be a way to get back to my world.
  • Mona: But is the pirate trying to find you?
  • Shantae: Yes. I smell like makeup from another lady all because of that stupid fashion studio.
  • Mona: We can get you out of here.
  • Shantae: Yeah. And get Risky Boots out of this world. I know she's going to find a place to rule like he's going to rule my planet over the seven seas.
  • Mona: We have to find Wario and the others. Let's go, we don't have much time left.
  • Shantae: Okay. That fat lady seem to be angry right now with me.
  • Mona: She's a nag. *giggle*

(At the beach of Diamond City)

  • Mario: So why do you need Captain Syrup for?
  • Wario: To come and teach her a lesson. I'm getting sick of her.
  • Waluigi: Wah, wah, wah. She's not going to make it.
  • Luigi: I see a cruise ship.
  • Vivian: That's not a cruise, it's a pirate ship!
  • Waluigi: Then how would you mistake it as a cruise if the pirate ships are small?
  • Wario: It's the right ship! Grab me the horn.
  • Rockside: I got it.
  • Wario: That's a trumpet. Where's the real one?
  • Beldam: I have one.
  • Wario: *grab the horn* Ah ha. There. *blow the horn to get Captain Syrup's attention*
  • Marilyn: It's moving.
  • Vivian: Yes.
  • Mario: Finally.
  • Wario: Move back everyone, she's coming with her men.
  • Waluigi: All of the men work for her?
  • Wario: Yes. She has been a captain for years and lead her men to travel all over the planet.
  • Waluigi: Wow. That shouldn't be that long to become a captain.
  • Wario: Move back!
  • Mario: Oi.
  • Luigi: Wacko moley.

(The Sweet Stuff arrives in front of the group)

  • Wario: Ah hoy Captain Syrup!
  • Syrup: Wario, it been ages since our last adventure.
  • Wario: We need your help now.
  • Waluigi: Do you need a lift landing?
  • Syrup: No need. I'll do it myself.
  • Vivian: It's okay, we're innocent.
  • Syrup: What do you need help with?
  • Wario: Me and Mona are dealing with a genie situation. There is a evil pirate that look like you is planning to destroy the city. We need your help to stop the evil pirate.
  • Syrup: Who is that evil pirate name?
  • Wario: Uh?
  • Mario: Rebecca?
  • Luigi: Riley Booty?
  • Wario: Ramona?
  • Waluigi: Risk Bonnie?
  • Vivian: It's Risky Boots!
  • Syrup: Risky Boots.....interesting.
  • Wario: Where are all the men on your ship?
  • Syrup: They're on their day off today. I hate working alone!
  • Wario: Don't worry, you can help with us too as well.
  • Luigi: Oh yeah, that's why we work together.
  • Mario: And make some money. Make some money, huh? *giggle*
  • Mona: Guys, we have to- Whoa, who is that lady?
  • Syrup: The name's Captain Syrup.
  • Shantae: Captain Syrup?
  • Syrup: Yes my darling. You know a lady named Risky Boots?
  • Shantae: Yes! That's the lady pirate i wanted to stop. Come on, i know where she is. Come on, come on.
  • Mario: Let's a go.
  • Luigi: Yah yah yah.
  • Marilyn: Here we go again.

(Back at the park, Mrs. Sassie walk up to Risky Boots on the tree)

  • Mrs. Sassie: HEY! I told you to leave.
  • Risky Boots: Don't tell me what to do fatty.
  • Mrs. Sassie: That's it. I'm calling the cops.
  • Risky Boots: Don't even think about it. I'll escape in time.
  • Shantae: Not so fast!
  • Mrs. Sassie: Huh?
  • Risky Boots: No! Not them again!
  • Mario: We're here to teach you a lesson.
  • Wario: Go ahead Syrup, teach her a lesson.
  • Syrup: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
  • Risky Boots: You don't look anything like dark magic. I'm going to beat you up.
  • Syrup: Come on, give me a hand.
  • Risky Boots: You rot in hell!
  • Syrup: *fight Risky Boots*
  • Mrs. Sassie: Go captain, show what this bad lady got in mind.
  • Syrup: *punch Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Grrrrr! *punch Syrup*
  • Syrup: Sweetie, you're not a good captain in my opinion.
  • Risky Boots: Shush it, no one want to hear your opinion about me. *grab Syrup*
  • Wario: Ah!
  • Waluigi: Punch her now!
  • Syrup: *hold Risky off* Get off me now.
  • Risky Boots: No!
  • Syrup: *kick Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Ow!
  • Shantae: Yeah! I'll fight. Fireball! *fireball at Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Not the genie again.
  • Vivian: Ha ha, nice try.
  • Risky Boots: Idiot!
  • Syrup: *hold Risky's arms* You can't go anywhere.
  • Risky Boots: Let go of me brat!
  • Syrup: No need to call me a brat.
  • Risky Boots: Stop it you moron!
  • Syrup: Well you like it.
  • Shantae: *punch Risky's belly*
  • Risky Boots: That baby genie punch me!
  • Mrs. Sassie: Well you deserve it.
  • Risky Boots: *let go of Captain Syrup* Outta the way!
  • Shantae: Oh no.
  • Risky Boots: *grab Shantae's hand* I'll slaughter your hand off.
  • Shantae: Let go of me!
  • Risky Boots: This is the end now. You can't hit or punch me no more!
  • ???: *throw a rock at Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Ow!
  • Shantae: Huh?
  • Ms. Mergess: Stop right here!
  • Mona: The real Ms. Mergess has arrived!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Luigi: Oh my, she's hot.
  • Mario: Luigi! Snap out of it.
  • Luigi: Uh oh.
  • Risky Boots: No. There can't be a real lady.
  • Ms. Mergess: Leave her alone and leave my friends alone. Get out, OUT!
  • Risky Boots: Uh........hi? You're cute?
  • Mona: *punch Risky in the face*
  • Risky Boots: *fell on the ground*
  • Shantae: We did it together.
  • Ms. Mergess: My girls, thank you for helping me to save my class.
  • Shantae: You're welcome.
  • Mona: Class solved.
  • Syrup: Lesson learned my friends.
  • Mrs. Sassie: I'm sorry for what i said to you Shantae.
  • Shantae: I'm sorry Mrs. Sassie, my apologizes.
  • Mrs. Sassie: I think you're a famous role model in my book.
  • Shantae: Thanks a lot.
  • Mario: Are we ready to go home?
  • Shantae: Well, i have to get Risky Boots out of this world. I also have to go. My uncle and my friends are waiting for me back there.
  • Wario: I know how.

(At Wario's house in the garage, a dimensional portal is turn on to Sequin Land)

  • Shantae: Wow, i didn't know you have a dimensional portal.
  • Wario: Yep i have. I used it to travel across the multiverse.
  • Syrup: Me and Wario used to do that since the Shake Dimension.
  • Mario: Goodbye genie.
  • Rockside: Goodbye once again Shantae.
  • Shantae: Goodbye everyone. I have something to show you before i got. *kiss the ladies' hands*
  • Mrs. Sassie: Awwww.
  • Vivian: Crikey!
  • Mona: That's cute.
  • Rockside: What about me?
  • Shantae: I don't have enough time. *hold Risky Boots* I gotta go now. Ciao! *jump into the portal*
  • Wario: Oh well, she's gone and now everything is back to normal.
  • Waluigi: Back to business.
  • Syrup: Let's head back to the beach for a minute.

(Back at the beach, Captain Syrup is ready to go with her pirate ship)

  • Wario: Is everything all set?
  • Syrup: Yes. Thank you for the help. I appreciate it.
  • Waluigi: You're welcome.
  • Beldam: Once again, that evil lady pirate is down.
  • Syrup: See you all soon. Adios!
  • Wario: See you later alligator.
  • Mario: She's not a kremling.
  • Wario: Whatever.
  • Syrup: Sail to the seven seas! *sail the pirate ship to the ocean*
  • Ms. Mergess: Oh well, we're back to normal now.
  • Vivian: The sun is almost down. It's already at sunset. What should we do?
  • Rockside: Eat lunch?
  • Mrs. Sassie: No. It's sunset and we're about to eat dinner.
  • Mona: Hey, i got an better idea. Let's eat at my pizza place.
  • Mario: Good idea.
  • Luigi: It's time to eat some pizza!
  • Wario: Kalooza!
  • Waluigi: Ha ha ha.
  • Ms. Mergess: Who would love a slice of pizza?
  • Mrs. Sassie: Me too. I love cheese.
  • Marilyn: Guh guh.
  • Beldam: I rather have my pizza cold.
  • Rockside: I'll have some toppings.
  • Vivian: With some tomato sauce.
  • Mona: And don't forget the bread.

(Mona and her friends hang out to walk into her pizza place, ending off with a happy ending)

THE END

Trivia[]

  • This is the second Mario and Shantae crossover short in the Crossover Omniverse Saga. The first being Genie Crush.
  • This story use elements from the WarioWare games, although with Mario, Luigi and Waluigi making an appearance.
  • This Crossover Omniverse Saga story would start Shantae's crossdressing process (minus Genie Crush). She will do more of these in future stories.
  • Private from Madagascar make a brief cameo appearance on a date with Tuki in the Mermaid Factory.
    • This short briefly take place after the events of Penguin Legends in which Private start dating Tuki in the progress.
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