
Chapter 9 is the ninth chapter of Mario and Rayman: Daydreamer Heroes, written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "More Friends".
Plot
(Back at the Glade of Dreams in the Cave of Bad Dreams, Jano is present, meeting his visitors in a line who know the name of the place)
- Jano: *hit his staff* Who dare to stumble upon the Cave of Bad Dreams!?
- Frog: Hi Jano. I want to know if I can come in for a bad meeting.
- Jano: Sorry. Only people who know the name of the place can enter. Next!
- Frog: Why? Ugh. *leave*
- Zombie: *crawl* Rawwweeeeeerrrrrr! I'm a zombie. I want to come and eat some brains!
- Jano: No no no. Such a disappointment. You don't know the name of it. Next!
- Zombie: Screw this place! I'm going to grab a brain sandwich. *wander around*
- Jano: Come on in. Next!
- Old Lizard: Hi, Um...?
- Jano: Um, what?
- Old Lizard: Does anyone know where the pool is.
- Jano: There is no pool. Get out! Next!
- Old Lizard: Okay. I'll leave.
- Jano: Why am I being surrounded by idiots that know nothing about my place? Next! *meet Polokus and Murfy* Huh?
- Polokus: Hello Jano. Old enemy.
- Jano: Ah, Polokus. Long time no see. You look different than before. You look like Globox when he's a old frog.
- Polokus: I can change forms. You're the first nightmare in my universe.
- Murfy: Eek! That's a major yikes!
- Jano: He he he. It been ages old friend. Many nightmares keep coming out of your head and all of your friends started to beat them up.
- Polokus: That was four years ago. We will never have a nightmare coming in our faces ever again.
- Jano: Oh, there will be. You will predict how the future will be when everything will be filled with nightmares.
- Polokus: No! There will never be any nightmares coming here. You were suppose to guard the place for everyone that enter from knowing the name of the place.
- Jano: But you are the Bubble Dreamer. You are suppose to protect the universe from monsters popping out of your head.
- Polokus: I didn't say that monsters pop out of my head.
- Murfy: Oh boy...
- Jano: Oh yes you are. You were trying to act like a doofus in the first place.
- Polokus: But you are a doofus to me!
- Jano: What? You called me a doofus? Here come my mini-Janos at your faces! Get them! *poof some Mini-Janos as they fight Polokus and Murfy*
- Murfy: There's so many of them!
- Jano: That's what happen when you disobey my orders!
- Polokus: We got a big fight to catch up.
- Murfy: Come on, there's no time to waste!
- Polokus: *punch the mini-Jano* Hy ya!
- Murfy: *blast on the mini-Jano* Ha!
- Jano: There's not enough power. Eat them!
- Murfy: Uh oh.
- Polokus: *kick the mini-Janos* Leave us alone!
- Murfy: *punch every mini-Jano* Poom poom, pow!
- Jano: Stop, stop! You're making it worse. I got more coming for you.
- Polokus: Not again.
- Jano: More friends, go get those guys out of here! *summon more Mini-Janos and laugh*
- Murfy: We're gonna die!
- Polokus: Don't worry, I'll protect you. *spin his staff to hit the mini-Janos*
- Murfy: Oh save me my master.
- Polokus: Ka pow! *punch on the mini-Janos*
- Jano: You idiot! You beat all of my clones and now, you have to fight me.
- Polokus: Come on, we have a fight together. It's me and you.
- Jano: I'm going to teach you a big lesson, old lad.
- Polokus: Over here!
- Jano: *punch Polokus* Ha.
- Polokus: *use his staff to hit Jano* Take this.
- Jano: Ooh, ahh.
- Polokus: *jump and kick Jano to the rock* Here you go!
- Jano: Ouch! Stop it you big moron.
- Polokus: Now you insult me. Now I insulted you. *hit Jano*
- Jano: Stop, stop!
- Polokus: Ahhhhh! *hit Jano to the wall*
- Jano: Ow. Be careful.
- Polokus: You're not that careful.
- Jano: I should have eat you like a candy bar.
- Polokus: Don't even think about. You're going to be making pranks like this.
- Jano: Why would I be doing this?
- Polokus: Just hold back. This is the last straw and you'll be sorry.
- Murfy: You tell him Polokus!
- Jano: Stay here and I'll bite you. *try to bite Polokus*
- Polokus: *hit Jano* No! I'm not going to stay in a T-pose way.
- Jano: You hurt me.
- Polokus: Well you hurt me twice.
- Jano: I'm going to tear you apart.
- Polokus: And I will cut you in half!
- Jano: Say goodbye!
- Murfy: *block Polokus and Jano to stop the fight* Stop, stop! All of you!
- Polokus: What?
- Jano: Dude, I almost beat him.
- Murfy: Stop your fighting. Please, we have enough.
- Polokus: What do you want?
- Jano: Get out of the way.
- Murfy: No guys. Don't you understand? Both worlds are in danger.
- Jano: I thought we live in one world.
- Polokus: A friend from another world is suffering from the dangers of the evil Feather God.
- Jano: Feather God. That name sound familiar. Didn't he destroy a bunch of worlds and stuff?
- Polokus: Now you know? He destroyed like 100 dimensions and control dimensions into his control of shards.
- Jano: I knew about him. He's no bubble dreamer. Look like I'm going to help you guys out.
- Polokus: Well sure.
- Murfy: We can only trust you if you don't hurt us again.
- Jano: I won't hurt you both.
- Polokus: Good.
- Murfy: That's better.
- Jano: So, what can I help you with?
- Polokus: Do you have some magic globe in which we can watch where our friends are?
- Jano: I'm not sure. I really don't know why.
- Polokus: We need to check your closet. We'll follow you there.
- Jano: Excuse me? You think you can go to my room and wander through my entire closet? No no no. This is private property only!
- Murfy: Just let us in man.
- Polokus: Please. This is for our sake of emergency.
- Jano: Alright. You may enter my place and go into my room. Remember, no funny stuff. I am watching you. *point at him and Polokus as he lead the way*
- Polokus: Let's go, Murfy.
- Murfy: *gulp* Something tell me, he is setting up a booby trap on us.
(At Jano's room, Jano look in his closet to look for something as Polokus and Murfy look around his room full of toys and dead Darktoons)
- Jano: *dig in the closet* Come on, come on. Where is it? Where is it?
- Murfy: How long this guy is gonna take?
- Polokus: He's just looking for stuff. Some mystery item we need to locate the heroes.
- Jano: I found it. *grab the bubble bottle*
- Polokus: A bubble bottle? What does it has to do with the quest?
- Jano: Trust me, it will work on senses.
- Polokus: *take the bubble bottle* Fine, you trust me that it will work.
- Jano: Try and see by blowing a bubble.
- Polokus: Alright, i'll try. *open the cap and blow the bubble*
- Murfy: Wow.
- Jano: It's just nothing. I'm sorry. You were tricked.
- Polokus: Fool! I'll show you magic. *tap on the bubble and reveal where Mario and the gang are* Ah, they're okay.
- Murfy: They're alive?
- Jano: *point at Rayman* That must be Rayman.
- Polokus: They're inside of someone's house. There's too many people around and I can see them where they are.
- Murfy: Oh, there's the Rabbids as well.
- Jano: The Rabbids?! Why are they with the heroes?
- Polokus: They're still with the group. I see why.
- Jano: What are those ladies doing with the boy?
- Polokus: These are nymphs and the barbarian's name is Barbara.
- Jano: Woo, hot.
- Murfy: Wait, you forgot the pink fairy one.
- Polokus: Claire, isn't it?
- Jano: Yeah, I like it.
- Polokus: I thought they are at TECH. I bet they're hanging out with some citizen from the city.
- Jano: Now I see where is this plot is going.
- Murfy: I wonder how our friends are doing in the real-world.
(Back at the real-world in Ivan Sawyer's house, Ivan and the gang are downstairs as Ivan take the pies out of the oven)
- Ivan: The pies are fresh and cooked.
- Mario: Ah.
- Rayman: Smells delicious.
- Ivan: *place the pies on the counter* Six pies to eat. I have them all ready on the counter.
- Globox: They smell good. What are the names of those delicious pies?
- Ivan: I have chocolate, strawberry, grape, banana, apple and blueberry.
- Rayman: Wait, you have grape?
- Ivan: Yes. Since I put grape in it, grape is my favorite fruit.
- Rayman: Oh yeah, grapes!
- Globox: Could have been plum. But grape? Awesomesauce!
- Mario: Serve some pie for us.
- Luigi: Maybe we can get a taste test if we like.
- Yoshi: A taste test? Nobody asked for a taste test since 2014.
- Barbara: Well, we would like to try your pies.
- Ivan: Oh sure. Pick any you like my friends.
- Luigi: Do you have mushroom as well?
- Ivan: Mushroom pie? There is no such thing as Mushroom pie.
- Luigi: Aww man, I thought it was a thing.
- Mario: Not everything like tacos and pizza are into the pie.
- Luigi: You thought shepherd pie was a thing? It has meat in it!
- Rayman: Hey, hey, whoa. Let's not get into a fight and start eating those delicious pies he made.
- Luigi: Fine.
- Mario: Whatever you say.
- Ivan: I'll cut a piece of pie whatever you like. No rushing.
- Betilla: Let's try one of your flavors.
- Ivan: *cut each piece of pie to put on the plastic plates* Grab any you like.
- Mario: *grab the apple pie* Yeah.
- Luigi: *grab the blueberry pie* Okie dokie.
- Rayman: *grab the grape pie* Oh sweet.
- Globox: *grab the blueberry pie* Blueberry here I come.
- Yoshi: Ahh, lucky to have a pie break.
- Ivan: *see the Rabbids playing with the rubber as he walk by them* Hey, don't you guys want to eat? I can save some leftovers for you guys.
- Rayman: Just give them carrots.
- Ivan: Carrots, yes. Rabbits love carrots.
- Spawny: *open his mouth for his love of carrots* Ah.
- Ivan: *grab the carrots on the fridge* I got the carrots going.
- Rabbid Mario: (Mama mia.)
- Ivan: *place the carrots on the bowl and place them on the floor* Here you go. These carrots are nice and clean for you.
- Spawny: He he he. *eat the carrots*
- Rabbid Mario: Huh? *eat the carrots* (Ah.)
- Rabbid Luigi: *eat the carrots* (Ya.)
- Rabbid Peach: *eat the carrots* (Woo hoo.)
- Rabbid Yoshi: *eat the carrots* (Munch munch munch.)
- Mario: *he and everyone eat some pie* Yummy pie in my tummy.
- Luigi: They never get old here.
- Yoshi: Yoshi!
- Ivan: So guys, how did the pies taste?
- Mario: This apple pie is amazing.
- Luigi: I love the blueberry. It taste good.
- Rayman: I can never get a load of this grape pie.
- Globox: Me too. I love this pie so much.
- Barbara: You guys love grape? Apple is so much better.
- Rayman: Hey, who take apple over grape?
- Barbara: They're not that bad. If you take over something, that doesn't mean that you hate the other.
- Rayman: It's not a fact or a right or wrong answer.
- Globox: Come on, why are we going over with this pie situation?
- Ivan: Guys, there is no need to complain. I made these delicious flavors just for you and just eat.
- Rayman: Fine Ivan. I guess you're the leader now.
- Ivan: I can't believe it. I don't know anything about you guys.
- Rayman: Hey, these pies are the bomb in my opinion.
- Globox: Thank you!
- Mario: You sound so clear.
- Ivan: Oh yeah. My work here is done.
(Back at the Land of the Livid Dead, the Magician arrive through teleporting to the junkyard where scrapped parts of robots and garbage are seen as the Magician walk to the gate as he open it to enter the junkyard)
- Magician: What a load of garbage. What kind of junkyard is this?
(A Grim Reaper-like creature walk into the junkyard by cutting some rocks and walk close to the Magician, only for the teensies to bump by him)
- Magician: Hey! Watch where your going.
- Mister Death: Hello, are you trying to look for some nightmares to go with you?
- Magician: No. Do you have any powerful nightmares that I can bring to my master?
- Mister Death: Yes. Why did you say so? Come with me.
(A bunch of robotic pirate parts are seen in the dump as the Magician and Mister Death walk behind into the dump)
- Magician: What is this robotic mess?
- Mister Death: These are the robo-pirates. One wise guy told me that a limbless hero destroyed all those robotic pirates a few decades back then.
- Magician: One leader must be a deformed one.
- Mister Death: That must be Captain Razorbeard, the leader of the Robo-Pirates. He has at least destroyed over 300 planets from taking over and fought the legendary Polokus once.
- Magician: I thought he reduced over 100 peaceful planets to cosmic dust.
- Mister Death: Now, it's 300.
- Magician: That powerful Rayman... That darn powerful limbless hero! I had to get rid of him!
- Mister Death: Don't worry, we can reveal these robo-pirates back to life.
- Magician: I will reveal them back and these robo-pirates can take over any planet they want. Including this world.
- Mister Death: Are you trying to be sarcastic?
- Magician: No. I am not sarcastic.
- Mister Death: Prove it.
- Magician: Shut up, let me do my thing.
- Mister Death: Fine. Go ahead. Do whatever you have to.
- Magician: After all these years with the Robo-Pirates taking over 300 planets of life. I will revive them back to life with my magical wand! Hocus pocus! *use his magic wand to charge at the deadly Robo-Pirates and revive them back to life with their flying pirate ship*
- Mister Death: Oh my god, what have you done?!
(The Robo-Pirates wake up including their leader with a metal beard as they all stand up and march through the Land of the Livid Dead towards Magician and Mister Death)
- Magician: Hello my friends, my name is Ales Mansay. I have revived you all back to life so we can all go out and destroy Rayman and all of his friends.
- Razorbeard: What kind of a Teensy are you? We're not your friends.
- Magician: I didn't mean to Razor Face!
- Razorbeard: And who are you too?
- Mister Death: I am Mister Death. I run this dump all day and all year long.
- Razorbeard: You don't seem to get along with friends, are you?
- Magician: That goes to you Razordork!
- Razorbeard: Silence! Only the people with the most powerful supervillain power will join on my fleet.
- Magician: I am the very most powerful magician than your fleet.
- Razorbeard: What did you say?
- Magician: I said, "lead the way and make some peace."
- Mister Death: No, you said something else.
- Magician: Oh, don't judge me. We're joining them and that's final.
- Mister Death: But you said something else.
- Magician: I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
- Razorbeard: It's okay. You're in my fleet now.
- Magician: Yes! It's good to be on the fleet.
- Mister Death: What about me?
- Magician: Oh, we got something for you. Pirates, teach him a lesson.
- Mister Death: But... I... I... I... didn't do anything at all... sir.
- Razorbeard: Henchman 800, shoot him.
- Henchman 800: I got him. Now he's dead.
- Mister Death: Please, don't! *get shot by Henchman 800*
- Henchman 800: Never trust a deathly hallows by it place.
- Spyglass Pirate: I don't think that's a deathly hallow. That's a grim reaper to me.
- Henchman 800: Great. I was going to know what kind of creature is this.
- Magician: Very well, it seem that you guys are going to work with me.
- Razorbeard: You tried to insult us? Such a nag in the pain.
- Magician: Don't let me tell my master about you guys.
- Razorbeard: The ship have been floating for so long. Now it is the time to get going.
- Henchman 1000: Aye aye captain.
- Magician: Let me teleport you all to the ship. *teleport the fleet to the ship*
(At the Buccaneer, Razorbeard and his fleet of Robo-pirates are teleported along with the Magician)
- Magician: Ah yes. We're here. Come in if you like.
- Razorbeard: No. We don't have time for your games.
- Magician: What games? A video game?
- Razorbeard: No! Stop being a fool.
- Magician: Well you stop being a fool. You're the fool of all dorks of long beards.
- Razorbeard: What did you say about my beard?!
- Magician: That does it, midget.
- Razorbeard: *choke Magician* Don't mock me.
- Magician: *choked* Ooh, I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry.
- Razorwife: *appear by the door* What is going on around here! Admiral Razorbeard, what are you doing with this poor magician?
- Razorbeard: *stop choking the Magician* Wife?
- Razorwife: Yes. It's me. Who do you think you are?
- Razorbeard: We were brought back to life by him.
- Magician: Me? He choked me first. *cough* I'm a dread.
- Spyglass Pirate: No you guys not.
- Magician: Shut up nosey.
- Razorbeard: Alright mates, stand in line!
(The Robo-Pirates stand in line together as Razorbeard watch them to check and see on the ship)
- Razorbeard: I don't wanna see any hurts and ow's during a single quest.
- Magician: Why are we doing this?
- Razorbeard: Get in line.
- Magician: Fine. But you will regret this.
- Razorbeard: Okay, like what I was saying, no more hurts and ow's. We will search for treasure and try to stop Rayman and all of his friends for good. Got it?
- Spyglass Pirate: Yes boss.
- Henchman 1000: Yeah heah. This sound like fun.
- Henchman 800: I thought we were going to track down the Glade of Dreams.
- Henchman 1000: Hey! I was going to say it first.
- Henchman 800: You doofus! You even stole my line.
- Henchman 1000: But I said it first, not you!
- Henchman 800: Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
- Henchman 1000: No, but you need some respect!
- Henchman 800: You're the worst member ever!
- Henchman 1000: No! You are!
- Henchman 800: Why you little droid! *hit 1000*
- Henchman 1000: You bot-tard. *hit 800*
- Henchman 800: I'll show you. *hit 100*
- Razorbeard: Guys, guys. Stop fighting. Guys, GUYS!
- Magician: *zap his wand to freeze Henchman 800 and 1000* At least, they won't be able to fight that long.
- Razorbeard: Thank god, just unfreeze them.
- Magician: Fine. You wouldn't ask me first. *unfreeze Henchman 800 and 1000*
- Henchman 800: Oh my, what happen?
- Henchman 1000: Now we can finish this fight off!
- Magician: Stop!
- Henchman 800: What?
- Henchman 1000: Why stop for?
- Magician: Enough fighting. We need to wait to go to the Dark Dimension and meet our master. Maybe the Feather God will give you his powers so you guys can get a chance to stop Rayman for good.
- Henchman 800: There is a Feather God?
- Magician: He's our master. He is the creator of the shards and the destroyer of many dimensions alike.
- Razorbeard: What does he do?
- Magician: He turn things to shard, he make things to shard and he destroy and destroy all he want in his kind!
- Razorbeard: Wow, so he is truly a god destroyer.
- Spyglass Pirate: I cannot wait to meet him.
- Gorilla Pirate: Me too.
- Barrel Pirate: I see what's coming.
- Razorbeard: We should be able to go to the Dark Dimension by now.
- Magician: Oh yeah, let me open the portal to the Dark Dimension right away. *use his wand to open the portal to the Dark Dimension*
- Razorbeard: Wonderful. I see darkness.
- Magician: Hello darkness, my old friend, we're going in.
- Razorbeard: Here we go once again of a lifetime!
(The Buccaneer fly over to the portal of the Dark Dimension. At the Dark Dimension, the Buccaneer make it to outer space where pieces of shards are seen floating in air)
- Razorbeard: What kind of universe is this?
- Magician: You are now in the Dark Dimension.
- Razorbeard: What are those floating things in the air?
- Magician: They are shards. Didn't I explain that to you earlier?
- Razorbeard: Oh, we weren't listening.
- Magician: You're all robots and robots are suppose to have a hearing device to hear better like a human being.
- Razorbeard: *choke the Magician* Don't even mock our team!
- Magician: Can you hear better now?
- Razorbeard: Yes. *stop choking the Magician* You almost made us look like fools like a toad.
- Magician: I didn't mean to.
- Razorbeard: Well of course you just did. You look like a deformed loop.
- Magician: So does you.
- Razorbeard: I feel sharp.
- Magician: Son of a bolt.
- Razorbeard: You're making us nervous about your plan.
- Magician: No I'm not. You guys are making things worse!
- Razorwife: You guys are acting like idiots!
- Magician: No we're not. We didn't start all of this.
- Spyglass Pirate: Man, you guys are crazy.
- Magician: Oh look, we're about to meet our master Feather God right now.
- Razorbeard: My god, he's big.
- Magician: He sure is. Go straight!
(Back at the floating islands of the Dark Dimension, Feather God is seen talking to Bowser and Kamek with a few adjustments to make)
- Feather God: With your Koopas, Goombas, and fellow turtles, we will unite your troop to team up and destroy all the worlds we got.
- Bowser: Isn't that a bit obvious?
- Feather God: Didn't you just hear me? We will go from one world to another.
- Kamek: Uh, master. We have a ship coming by.
- Feather God: *encounter a ship* What the?
- Razorbeard: *arrive with his army and Magician on a ship* Ah hoy big feather!
- Feather God: Who are those guys? Did you bring them here?
- Magician: Yes. I brought them over to teach Mario and Rayman a lesson.
- Razorbeard: Rayman?! Where is Rayman?
- Feather God: I don't have Mario and Rayman on the crew. We gotta stop the heroes this instant. I don't have enough time to explain about this. But who the heck are you guys?
- Razorbeard: I am Admiral Razorbeard.
- Henchman 800: I'm Henchman 800.
- Henchman 1000: I'm 1000.
- Spyglass Pirate: I'm the Spyglass Pirate.
- Razorwife: I'm Razorwife. Razorbeard's wife.
- Barrel Pirate: I'm Barrel Pirate.
- Zombie Henchman 800: I'm a zombie 800. Ooooooh.
- Ninjaws: I'm Ninjaws, a ninja Henchman.
- Gorilla Pirate: And I'm Gorilla Pirate.
- Feather God: Good to see you all. It look like I have a task for you all to do.
- Razorbeard: What kind of task do you order us to do.
- Feather God: I have something special. I want you to go take out the trash.
- Razorbeard: What?
- Razorwife: That's disgusting. No person should take out the garbage from a evil lord like you.
- Feather God: I was just kidding. I want your ship to go after Mario and Rayman.
- Razorbeard: On where? What universe?
- Feather God: Beep-0, can you locate where Mario and Rayman are.
- Beep-0: Now tracking where Mario and Rayman are. *analyze* Ah ha, the real world.
- Feather God: The Real World it is. What place and where the heroes are?
- Beep-0: They must be in the house with a guy in red and has spiky hair.
- Feather God: You guys are going to stop Mario and Rayman for good. Take down the heroes and bring me Spawny.
- Razorbeard: Yes Feather God. But what's a Spawny?
- Feather God: Ugh, I hate questions. First of all, Spawny is a Rabbid you need to capture and the Rabbids are a group of rabid crazy rabbits that whack around all over the world. Let me open a big portal for your ship and you're out of here.
- Magician: Go ahead. I'll be getting a second chance on stopping Mario and Rayman for a second attempt.
- Feather God: *open the portal to the real-world* You're free to go. And get the rest of the Rabbids as well, the ones with the costumes and dresses.
- Magician: Costumes and dresses, got it.
- Feather God: See you when you get back with the Rabbids.
- Razorbeard: Set sail to the wormhole! *he and his crew go into the wormhole*
- Feather God: These pirates are sharp as razors and gears.
- Bowser: The most sharpest pirate crew I've ever seen.
- Kamek: These guys have a lot of metal on their faces.
(The ship go into the portal to the real-world. Back at the real-world in the neighborhood at Ivan's house, the gang is putting the pies away in the trash after eating.)
- Luigi: Those pies were great.
- Mario: Tasty.
- Rayman: Your pies rock the house man.
- Ivan: Thank you very much. That was a good snack.
- Globox: I wish I can eat all the grape pies in the world.
- Rayman: Globox, you're crazy.
- Globox: Oh brother, you owe me man.
- Rayman: I owe you back.
- Barbara: Boys, you're going nuts over this.
- Rayman: Boys will be boys.
- Globox: I'm big, but I may be a bit chunky.
- Rayman: Boom, you got it.
- Luigi: Just give it a break. Let's relax for now.
- Mario: Who want to go back to the top of the house?
- Ivan: Ooh, you want to go back up to my special room? Come along.
- Luigi: Why would you ask to go back up to the top?
- Mario: I just wanted to.
- Luigi: Ugh, let's just go.
- Rayman: Back to the top.
(Back at the top of Ivan's house as the gang walk up the stairs to reach to the top)
- Ivan: Back again so soon to the top.
- Mario: Once again, the view on top is very nice to look at.
- Globox: Your house is still the best by the way.
- Ivan: Thank you very much. I pay my mortgage to keep this house going and building off new levels of expanding.
- Barbara: You're one hard working man.
- Ivan: I'm like a genius of inventing.
- Rayman: Sweet piece of cake.
- Ivan: Who would like to take a photo of the room?
- Rabbid Peach: *took a selfie of the room* (Selfie!)
- Ivan: Aw, that's nice of you.
- Globox: Hey, I wish I had a phone.
- Rayman: We don't need phones Globox. We have hearing bubbles to talk to our friends. Yeah.
- Globox: Then how I am going to remember people by having their phone numbers?
- Grand Minimus: You're being a bit rude right now. All the people of the Glade of Dreams don't have phones or their numbers.
- Rayman: Just be a living creature. We animals can travel all over the world.
- Globox: Awkward.
- Ivan: Does anyone want to jump?
- Grand Minimus: Oh yes, I would love to jump on your big top building.
- Betilla: I'm up for jumping.
- Annetta Fish: Me too.
- Luigi: I want to see the world from the top.
- Mario: Me too. Oh well, I'm going to jump.
- Yoshi: Count me in plumber.
- Ivan: Come back inside of the special room for a brief bouncing moment.
(Mario and Rayman's gang head back to the special room as they are ready to jump on the trampolines)
- Mario: That's a big size of a ceiling with a window.
- Rayman: By looking at the jumping points, I'm ready to jump again for fun.
- Globox: I want to touch the window.
- Rayman: I also want to touch the world from above.
- Mario: You want to touch the whole world?
- Luigi: Don't you know about gravity?
- Rayman: I know what gravity is. My body is floating like I just do not care.
- Mario: You are made of magic!
- Rayman: Oh. I'm limbless.
- Globox: That's it. I cannot take any longer and I'm going to try to jump again.
- Rayman: Globox, but wait.
- Globox: Cannon jump! *jump on the bounce platform* Wee!
- Rayman: Wait up! *jump on the bounce platform*
- Luigi: I can't wait for any longer. I'm jumping in. *jump on the bounce platform*
- Mario: Yahoo! *jump on the bounce platform*
- Yoshi: Are we all going in?
- Ivan: Don't ask me. Just do whatever you have to. I'm just going to do some background work.
- Claire: Let's hop in again for friendship!
- Betilla: Woo hoo! *jump on the bounce platform*
- Barbara: Here we go! *jump on the bounce platform*
(Everyone including the Rabbids except Ivan jump on the bounce platform for fun as they touch on some planet replicas and hold on together in the rings)
- Ivan: My friends. Just for love and caring for others.
- Luigi: Yahoo!
- Mario: Wee!
- Rabbid Mario: (Yah bah bah!)
- Rabbid Peach: *take a selfie jumping* (Bouncy.)
- Rabbid Luigi: (Yeeeee.)
- Rabbid Yoshi: (Yah ha!)
- Spawny: (Ahh.)
- Yoshi: I can fly!
- Mario: You're not a bird Yoshi!
- Yoshi: I wish I was when I can change the abilities to a parrot.
- Globox: This is amazing.
- Yoshi: Look, even Globox is pretending to fly.
- Luigi: Don't worry about him. Worry about yourself.
- Yoshi: Can anyone fly like him?
- Ivan: *make the bird toy fly in the air* Oh, this bird was a great toy of mine. I actually bought it in a store like three years ago.
- Luigi: That was a good one!
- Ivan: Are you ready for some lights and shines?
- Grand Minimus: Anything you like my friend.
- Ivan: Now it's night time! *go to the machine and change the background to light*
- Luigi: Whoa, it's on bright mode.
- Ivan: Ah ha. I need dark and nightless.
- Rayman: Just hit the dark blue button on your machine.
- Globox: It's right at your face.
- Ivan: Let's go to night mode.
- Rayman: Hit it man!
- Ivan: *use the machine to change the background to night* Perfect-o.
- Betilla: It shines our way.
- Mario: Look at the lights.
- Luigi: They change colors.
- Ivan: Let's make it work by turning off the lights with some music. *play some music on the radio*
(As the lights shine, the background song "Dreamer" by Axwell Λ Ingrosso plays as the gang are still jumping on the bounce platform by holding on together and shooting for the stars)
- Mario: I can see the paintings above.
- Ivan: There are pictures on the wall.
- Mario: I didn't know that.
- Ivan: Family pictures, whatever.
- Luigi: Fun as the good times.
- Yoshi: I can see the stars!
- Globox: Shooting stars bro.
- Barbara: This is so much better than the last one!
- Ivan: Let's go with the bright lights.
- Rayman: Light it up!
- Ivan: We got more coming! *light up the lights*
- Rayman: Oh, it's a miracle.
- Globox: Yippie.
- Grand Minimus: Fun fun fun.
- Yoshi: Yahoo!
- Rayman: This is so awesome!
- Yoshi: Bingo la dingo.
- Ivan: Now get ready for some fireworks!
- Rayman: Press the button!
- Ivan: Now with some digital. *press the fireworks button*
(The fireworks started appearing on screen with the fireworks popping out into circles as the gang look in excitement on the fireworks)
- Mario: Oh yeah.
- Luigi: This is like a 8-bit game.
- Mario: It's a palooza of fun.
- Luigi: It's the 80s all over again.
- Rayman: It feel like the 90s.
- Globox: Flip me on.
- Rayman: *spin Globox* Flip!
- Globox: You got me.
- Grand Minimus: Fresh with a lot of sparkles and shine.
- Ivan: One more hit, and we're done!
- Mario: Do it Ivan!
- Ivan: Okay! Three, two, one.
(The rockets blast at Ivan's house, destroying the walls and making the people fall into the house. Suddenly, the rockets blast into the neighborhood, destroying houses, parks and trees all over the area by scaring all the neighbors. The Buccaneer arrives as it started shooting rockets into all the gates in the area. Mario, Luigi, Rayman and a few other heroes get up from the incident of the crash.)
- Mario: What happen?
- Luigi: Yoshi? Globox? Barbara? Ivan? Everyone?
- Ivan: My house! My house! What have they done to my house?!
- Mario: What did you do?
- Ivan: It was not me. It was a crash.
- Claire: *float by moving the woods and rocks out* What is going on around here?
- Rayman: *shocked* Ehhhhhh, I see the Buccaneer!
- Luigi: The butt canner?
- Rayman: No! That flying pirate ship in the sky!
- Luigi: Oh no, it cannot be.
- Globox: *gulp* Not them.
(Back at the Bucccaneer, Razorbeard, the Magician and a few Robo Pirates set up the rockets to launch a attack to the neighborhood)
- Razorbeard: Fire those rockets into the streets!
- Magician: Yes Razorbeard. What a nice place to destroy. *fire the rockets to the streets*
- Henchman 800: Oh, it's a miracle.
(The rockets blast into the neighborhood with many people running and evacuating into the city. Ly and Betilla use their shield force to block the rockets from blasting by the gang.)
- Rayman: You girls are still up?
- Ly: Razorbeard has returned.
- Betilla: What is going on in the Glade of Dreams? How many villains are being brought back to life in order to get revenge on us.
- Yoshi: They know about you guys?
- Ly: Most of the villains like Mr. Dark know about Rayman.
- Rayman: The villains hate me you know.
- Ivan: Oh god, we have everyone, right?
- Luigi: But first, where are the Rabbids?!
- Rayman: The Rabbids! Where are they? Is Spawny okay in there?
- Mario: Stop worrying about the Rabbids. We have to get out of the neighborhood now.
- Rayman: Not without the Rabbids. And even Spawny. Spawny could be scared on fusing things into two and make things worse when we have bad guys coming over to blow up the whole planet.
- Globox: I feel hurt.
- Grand Minimus: What a mess.
- Rayman: *move the broken wall to see the injured Rabbids* Ahhhh, what happen?
- Globox: They're all hurt. The rockets must have crushed them all.
- Rayman: No they didn't. The rockets just blast at certain things.
- Globox: Oh, I see Spawny. He's over at the broken tables and computers.
- Rayman: Spawny! Oh my god, are you okay?
- Spawny: *wake up* (Aye aye aye.)
- Rayman: He's not feeling well. I think he lost a lot of energy from the incident.
- Globox: He's not a machine, he is a animal like me.
- Rayman: Spawny, can you hear me? We're in danger.
- Spawny: *slowly breathing* (Ah.....)
- Rayman: Can you hear me? We're all gonna die by the big blasts of rockets falling from the sky.
- Mario: He's not answering.
- Rayman: He's not dead, he's alive.
- Luigi: How are we going to get out?
- Rayman: We gotta go! This is not the place for a Rabbid to stay dead.
- Luigi: Let's roll out!
- Ly: No rockets are shooting. Good, we gotta move out.
- Rayman: Last one there is a nuke bomb.
(The Magician teleported to the burned tree to spy on Mario, Rayman and the group running to escape the suburbs)
- Magician: He he he, no one is getting out, but us! *zap on the spot where the heroes are suppose to leave*
- Mario: Ah.
- Rayman: What was that?
- Magician: *float and see the heroes* Well, well, well. We have finally catch up with you and you still have the Rabbids, huh?
- Rayman: Ales Mansay.
- Magician: Bring in Spawny for me.
- Mario: No. It's not yours, it's nobody's pet.
- Magician: Then why do you have like five Rabbids on your team?
- Rayman: There's not from this world. They're far away from our world that we live in, jerk.
- Magician: I got something for you. A big surprise.
- Rayman: Don't even think about it before you try to trick us all with your magic zap.
- Magician: You said it. *lightning zap on Globox*
- Globox: *get shot by the lightning zap* Ah!
- Rayman: Globox!
- Globox: My tummy feel in pain.
- Rayman: Oh boy, you're going to pay for this now. *punch Magician*
- Magician: Ooh. That hurts.
- Mario: *fire punch on Magician* Fire!
- Magician: *thunder zap on Mario* Thunder!
- Luigi: You leave my brother out of this! *thunder blast on Magician*
- Magician: Ouch!
- Mario: That was itchy for the zap you gave me.
- Barbara: *use her axe to try to cut the Magician* Ah ha!
- Magician: *teleport* He he he.
- Barbara: What the?
- Magician: *teleport and zap Barbara* Got you back!
- Barbara: Ow, my back.
- Ly: Ugh, you're going to pay for this.
- Magician: You're next Magic Fairy!
- Ly: Bring it on. *shoot at Magician*
- Magician: *shoot the magic beam* Beam!
- Ly: *kick Magician and punch him to the ground* Come on.
- Magician: Ow. My belly. Gah.
- Ly: Are you going to give up or not?
- Magician: Ah! *zap on Ly*
- Betilla: Ly!
- Magician: You can't stop me, or my magic powers.
- Betilla: This is going to be the last straw. You cannot destroy their world, or ours.
- Magician: Make me you little Nymph.
- Betilla: Don't even think about it. *punch Magician*
- Magician: Ow.
- Betilla: *push Magician to the tree* Game over.
- Magician: Stupid tree wood. It itches my back.
- Betilla: We're not done with you yet.
- Magician: This is a good match between you and me. But, I am going to go after your friends after I'm done messing with you.
- Betilla: You can't get away without our kind! *shoot magic balls at Magician*
- Magician: *shoot magic balls at Betilla's attack* Oof oof, ow ow ow!
- Betilla: What?
- Magician: He he he. Nice try.
- Betilla: You're mean.
- Rayman: Leave it to this Betilla. I got him.
- Magician: Now you wanna fight again?
- Rayman: I'll say we have a rematch between you and me.
- Luigi: Oh god, the panic is attacking me.
- Rayman: Stay back, this is going to get pretty tricky.
- Magician: *use his wand to call in Razorbeard and his fleet* Oh Razorbeard! I got a surprise for you!
(The Bucccaneer came down to shoot at the heroes as Ly use a powerful shield to block the bullets from attacking them)
- Razorbeard: What is that?!
- Henchman 800: This shield will be shattered. *shoot rockets at Ly's shield*
(The rockets blast on Ly's shield as the robot fleet jump in to shoot at the heroes)
- Rayman: Fairies, we need some back up!
- Claire: Coming through.
(The Nymphs, Claire and Ly shoot magic shots at the robot fleet as the Magician use a bubble shield to block the attack)
- Globox: Again? Come on, I'm sick of fighting in battle-type wars.
- Mario: We don't have rocket guns with us. Spawny, you forgot about it?
- Spawny: *confused* (Uh?)
- Mario: I think we forgot to bring our guns back at the castle. We all blew it.
- Globox: You have rocket guns? How are they like?
- Luigi: They're not toys to play with.
- Globox: Am I dumb?
- Mario: They're just cannon guns where you shoot like pew pew pew!
- Luigi: I thought it's phew phew phew! Like phew you over a stinky smell!
- Razorbeard: Shoot with lasers! They won't win the battle this time.
- Razorwife: I'll kick your butt after the fight.
- Razorbeard: Don't make me you bot-chick!
- Razorwife: *slap Razorbeard* Idiot!
- Magician: I got an idea. *teleport and zap Mario with his wand*
- Mario: Ooh.
- Luigi: Mario!
- Globox: What is he doing here?
- Magician: *shoot on Globox* You're suppose to be out.
- Globox: *faint down* Ooh, aw.
- Magician: You're dead. *zap on Luigi*
- Luigi: *slip over* Ya!
- Magician: *warp and zap Grand Minimus* There you are!
- Grand Minimus: Oh zinkers. *faint down*
- Magician: Copycat. *zap on Barbara*
- Barbara: *faint down* Not aagin.
- Magician: Stop the war. I said STOP!!!
(The battle stops from Magician's loud voice in front of the whole neighborhood in much of the heroes' aware of what's going on)
- Annetta Fish: What is wrong with you?
- Magician: I want you guys to go grab the heroes and we'll be out of this world for nothing.
- Razorbeard: Why are we doing this for?
- Ivan: You can't. You cannot destroy my world with your pirate army.
- Magician: I didn't send them. The feather mask did.
- Ivan: A mask brought a army of pirates in? That's the dullest thing I have ever seen in my life.
- Magician: *zap on Ivan* Shut up.
- Ivan: *crash on the boxes* Ooh.
- Barrel Pirate: What now Magician?
- Magician: Grab them.
- Helena Handbasket: We can't let our battle end like this.
- Magician: Beat them all!
(The Robo-Pirates fight the rest of the heroes as the Magician secretly use his zapping powers on all of the heroes with the Robo-Pirates grabbing them in their hands)
- Magician: *grab Spawny* You are mine now.
- Spawny: *scared* (Ah!)
- Magician: It's okay. Your friends are trying to mess with you. You are a big mess of headsets. I'll fix you when we get into the ship.
- Razorbeard: Everybody hop on.
- Razorwife: Grab the heroes and let's go!
(The Robo-Pirates grab the heroes as the Magician warp to the ship with his crew to set sail to a vortex)
- Magician: Back to the Dark Dimension!
(The portal open to the Dark Dimension as the ship swirl to the Dark Dimension and sail through a series of shard meteors)
- Magician: What a mass of shards floating in outer space.
- Razorbeard: We been there already you bot-beard.
- Magician: Since we got Spawny, we need to talk to our master to take over the world.
- Razorbeard: What does he do?
- Magician: You know what this Rabbid can do? Fuse two barrels into one! *shake Spawny by letting him fuse the two barrels into a barrel tower* Ah ha! Now it's a big top barrel.
- Razorbeard: How can we roll it and open it for drinks?
- Magician: It's just a fusion. You can't really go high on a top barrel.
- Razorbeard: If I was 10 feet tall, I would get into that by stomping on a baby barrel.
- Magician: Of course you won't.
- Razorbeard: Well yeah. My henchman, please take the heroes inside of the ship.
- Henchman 800: We will boss.
- Mario: No, just drop us all!
- Magician: Don't listen to them. Just go inside of the ship and lock them out!
- Rayman: You can't do that!
- Razorbeard: *taser Rayman* You're dead meat.
(Inside of the pirate ship, the heroes are placed into their prison cells)
- Mario: Hey.
- Rayman: Let us go.
- Henchman 800: You can't escape. You're now with us.
- Luigi: Let go of me now! I want to live with freedom!
- Henchman 1000: You ain't going anywhere.
- Globox: Not cool bot.
- Razorbeard: See you all later. You're never going to see the light of the day in the Glade of Dreams. *laugh as he and his crew leave*
- Luigi: Come back!
- Razorbeard: My friends, let's watch the view of the Dark Dimension on how much these poor planets are destroyed and turned to shard.
- Henchman 800: I love seeing planets being turn to shard.
- Barrel Pirate: All of them are destroyed and aged to shard like ice.
- Luigi: Come back, come back!
- Globox: Too late. They ignored us.
- Luigi: They won't even listen.
- Globox: We suck.
- Luigi: I wish we were home.
- Globox: Whatever we do, don't give up!
(Back at Mario and Rayman's prison cell, Mario and Rayman are locked together in their own cell)
- Mario: We're locked. Totally locked.
- Rayman: I gotta admitted, I got locked here once.
- Mario: You did?
- Rayman: Yes. Me and my friend were trapped in here on the same ship until a glow of light came to get my powers back.
- Mario: But you have powers. You can get us out of here.
- Rayman: The chains in the cells are now much powerful than the ones I used to break back a century ago.
- Mario: What about the escape tunnel?
- Rayman: They blocked it. They know my way out from having a little secret behind my past.
- Mario: We met our fate. We're doomed.
- Rayman: Ooh, use one of your powers to escape the place.
- Mario: I can't. We'll be shot in seconds.
- Rayman: Great. Now we're locked up forever.
- Mario: Sorry to break the news up with you.
- Rayman: How I am going to save the world when there's trouble in the Glade of Dreams?
- Mario: We shouldn't even teleport in the first place.
- Rayman: Well, if we were going to escape, why didn't you bring a empty portrait to paint in order to escape?
- Mario: You didn't tell me that a painting has a portal beneath it.
- Rayman: There is. We just went to the museum together and saw one of the paintings with portals. Don't you remember anything?
- Mario: I don't know the Glade of Dreams much and your homeworld was attacked by shards earlier.
- Rayman: We beat the shards together. Could the secret be the pirates teaming up with the shards? That would be crazy.
- Mario: That's totally nuts. These shards work with the Feather God and we can't let the pirates team up with that floating beast.
- Rayman: I got a really bad feeling about this one.
(Back with Razorbeard and the Magician as they lock up the Rabbids in a cage in a room)
- Magician: Look who's trap in a cage? You Rabbids.
- Rabbid Mario: Ah!
- Magician: Who is going to run off to their leader now?
- Razorbeard: Are we still going to use Spawny as our weapon?
- Magician: Yes. Just in case for emergencies when the heroes escape from the ship.
- Razorbeard: Does it disintegrate on things?
- Magician: Perhaps, if his headset goes on a virus.
- Razorbeard: I can fix him by taking his headset off.
- Magician: You can't. It sticks just on his head.
- Razorbeard: Maybe I can fix him with economics.
- Magician: No. We can un-fuse things and he can't un-fuse himself into one.
- Razorbeard: That's just a waste of time. Who's idea is to fuse a headset that can fuse into things with this type of teleology!
- Magician: I never use teleology. No one in the Glade of Dreams use teleology, but you.
- Razorbeard: Magic boy, what do you even think?
- Magician: I will shock you into a metal bar.
- Razorbeard: Don't. We are about to see our master now.
- Magician: We're going to a floating shard island. Now we'll be fine.
(At the floating shard island, Feather God use his floating hands to create a army of shards in the air)
- Feather God: My newcomers. You are all born with gifts. It is time to train for the test before the big war in the omniverse.
- Shard #1: *point to the Buccaneer* Sir, look!
- Feather God: Oh, my minions are coming back. You guys really need to go. By the way, I will give you the ability to fly so you don't get lost on any planet you go to. *use his powers on the shards and give them wings*
- Shard #2: *fly around* Wee!
- Feather God: Good. You may fly off as you please.
- Shards: *fly off* Woo!
- Feather God: *hold the Buccaneer* Hello again. How did the battle go?
- Razorbeard: Whoa, slow down on my ship.
- Feather God: What do we got here?
- Magician: Look what we got for you.
- Feather God: Ah ha, the Rabbids. You brought me that blue one with a headset.
- Razorbeard: Yes. I present you Spawny.
- Feather God: Ah, you brought me that Rabbid with headaches.
- Magician: I wanted to show you Spawny a few hours ago.
- Feather God: What a interesting Rabbid to choose from. I should thank you for bringing the heroes in.
- Razorbeard: You're very welcome.
- Feather God: I should give you a new head-start by striking to the Mushroom Kingdom by morning.
- Magician: We'll be there in time.
- Razorbeard: Do you need anything to drink? We have plum juice if you want.
- Feather God: I don't drink. I'm sorry.
- Razorbeard: No drinks for nothing.
- Feather God: Can we test this Rabbid out and see if it effect something?
- Magician: Oh yes. Spawny, fuse two shards in.
- Feather God: *create two simple shards* Show them what you got.
- Spawny: *fuse two shards together into a monster* Ah!
- Magician: Ha. It fuse to a shard gorilla.
- Shard Gorilla: *roar and smash the barrels* Raaaa!
- Razorbeard: It works.
- Magician: A new monstrous creation.
- Feather God: You're a genius, are you?
- Magician: Very pure powerful genius on the multiverse.
- Feather God: Go on shard gorilla. I'll open up a portal to your new homeland. *open the portal up*
- Shard Gorilla: *roar and jump to the portal* Hoo hoo hoo!
- Magician: It will be as long we set up a shard war.
- Feather God: Good. Then I will see you again in the morning.
- Magician: We'll be there.
- Feather God: So long my henchman. *let go of the ship and fly off*
- Magician: He's a nice master.
- Razorbeard: I would love to be a ruler of the Dark Dimension after he dies.
- Magician: Seriously? After he dies, you want to rule the Dark Dimension yourself? You're crazy.
- Razorbeard: I already took over like 300 planets. Maybe I can take over a universe myself.
- Magician: That's a lot of makeover to do.
- Razorbeard: Savior me at once.
- Magician: As you may captain.
(Back at the Glade of Dreams in the Cave of Bad Dreams at Jano's room as Polokus, Murfy and Jano watch the heroes trapped on Razorbeard's ship in a bubble)
- Polokus: What happen to our beloved heroes?
- Murfy: They invaded the neighborhood in the real-world and capture the heroes.
- Jano: They left this man without doubt, or he is forgotten.
- Polokus: Razorbeard has returned after a century break. No matter what, we're going to stop him and save all of our friends from the robo pirates.
- Murfy: They're in the Dark Dimension. I hope no shard is around to chase us all like bees.
- Jano: Actually, they made a affiliate with the shards.
- Polokus and Murfy: What?!
- Jano: Before you scream, they teamed up with the shards on destroying the world.
- Polokus: We're not going to scream. I'm just anxious.
- Jano: Then how are you going to fly and save your friends in those prison cells?
- Murfy: I can fly. I have wings, see?
- Jano: Can Polokus fly as well?
- Polokus: I can flap my hands only for a short limit of time.
- Murfy: Have you ever fly before in your life?
- Polokus: Once in a lifetime, I flew all the way out of the universe.
- Jano: Have you ever been to any other world outside of the Glade of Dreams?
- Polokus: I travel to every universe and I see what is going on around the worlds.
- Murfy: How are the worlds for you?
- Polokus: Some of the worlds are in danger. The heroes out there face the nightmares on their own. But we do our own thing on protecting the Glade of Dreams from darkness.
- Jano: I would love to help you all out on the situation, but I have to guard my place to watch over the people who tries to pass over my house.
- Polokus: You don't have to guard your place all the time like a security guard. Just take a break from your job and stick with us for the plan.
- Jano: What about my people in line?
- Polokus: Just close your place now.
- Jano: I'll be back.
- Polokus: Now are you ready to join along?
- Jano: Yes. Where can we teleport in?
- Polokus: In this spot on the Dark Dimension, this shard planet is all cracked up, but only have edges and gorges around the corner.
- Murfy: You know what? We're going to save our friends.
- Jano: Do you trust me?
- Polokus: We all trust you.
- Jano: Thank goodness. Now we're outta here.
- Polokus: We'll make good team work.
- Murfy: I dare you not put a dark spell on us.
- Jano: I promise.
- Polokus: All jokes aside. Stand together.
- Murfy: *hold on to Polokus* Oop.
- Jano: *hold on to Polokus* Teleport us to the place we wanted to warp.
- Polokus: Bubble up. *teleport with Murfy and Jano to the Dark Dimension*
TO BE CONTINUED