- [Zion Soriano (as himself)]
- I'm a privileged boy
- It's great, I gotta tell ya!
- Privileged boy
- My dad can buy and sell ya!
- It really doesn't matter
- That you're on the list in front of me
- I'm gonna get your table
- Cuz I always tip the maitre d'
- And then I'll go to Yale
- Because I am a legacy!
- I'm better than you!
- [audience booing]
- Pierre: [laughs smugly]
- Luigi: You suck, Zion Soriano!
- Wario: Get off the stage!
- Toad: Talentless hack!
- Mario: Rotten thief!
- Waluigi: [tearfully] I believed in (Rips Zion’s picture in half) you!
- (The audience pelted Zion with tomatoes)
- Zion: [groans, sobbing] No!