Super Mario Fanon
[Zion Soriano (as himself)]
I'm a privileged boy
It's great, I gotta tell ya!
Privileged boy
My dad can buy and sell ya!
It really doesn't matter
That you're on the list in front of me
I'm gonna get your table
Cuz I always tip the maitre d'
And then I'll go to Yale
Because I am a legacy!
I'm better than you!
[audience booing]
Pierre: [laughs smugly]
Luigi: You suck, Zion Soriano!
Wario: Get off the stage!  
Toad: Talentless hack!
Mario: Rotten thief!
Waluigi: [tearfully] I believed in (Rips Zion’s picture in half) you!
(The audience pelted Zion with tomatoes)
Zion: [groans, sobbing] No!